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  1. Summary

    The universe is selfish, the universe is wishes, the universe is Siffrin, the universe is everything.

    And now, the universe has been reborn. Or part of the infinite of it. It’s only wish, is to be able to spend time with the only person who can remember it.

    The universe is selfish.

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    This is where I’m putting all my silly c00lkidd fics, bc they r me and i am him. Anyways, these will all be part of the same timeline (similar to the canon forsaken, js with slight tweaks/head canons, whatever). Enjoy!!!

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    This was not how Ze was expecting his night to go. He was meant to smother the guy, not get smothered by him. Maybe he could get used to it, though, if he just learned to ignore Regect's sleep-deprived ramblings.

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    01 Feb 2026

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    ggbrlgg

  2. Public Bookmark 47

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    Regect sighs. "Look man, I'm sorry he banished your guns or whatever but it's getting dark and it's going to be a lot harder looking during the night." He squints, trying to make out Ze's dark form from far in front of them. "I can't even see you anymore, dude. Are you still there?"

    A shuffle. Ze's jacket sleeve peeks out from the darkness, his middle finger pointed up. "Can you see this?"

    "Oh fuck you. Real mature." Regect bristles.

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    An accident forces Ze to reveal more than he's willing to share. They stumble through it with as much grace as you can expect.

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    24 Jan 2026

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    ahnm
    m

  3. Public Bookmark 24

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    Regect was a patient entity. He'd wait forever and a day to see Micha again. But patience ran thin eventually.

    He had a date, a month from now. 30 days to be exact. Or well, 29 after today.

     

    EVERYONE WHO READS THIS YOU ALL BETTER BE TAKING CARE OF YOURSELVES, I LOVE YOU ALL <3

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    21 Jan 2026

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    uh oh

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    After constant incidents of ReGect using his powers to blow up and ruin Z's builds, it drives a wedge between the two that ReGect is desperate to fix. So, along with an apology, ReGect proposes a way to finally bury the hatchet between the two of them. To make it fair, he could let Z use his powers and do anything he wanted, just for a day, with just a tiny catch. But what becomes a one-time strange experiment becomes a connection that leads to decisions that neither could have anticipated.

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    20 Jan 2026

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    tbr

  5. Public Bookmark 55

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    “If you were real,” Z begins, “or if I was in there with you, how would you kiss me?” Z asks. It's soft. Regect understands Z's never done this before, and it makes his nerves stutter. “Would you?”

    “I would,” Regect replies involuntarily. “I just don't have a head.”

    Z bursts into laughter. He's blooming, like a lone allium. “Well, yes— we can add that to the equation. What if we existed together, and if you had a head. How would you kiss me, hypothetically?”

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    19 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    fucking rvil i have to die now. exploding uou too