2 Works by miscelium
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Bitty takes a deep breath as he lifts his eyes to meet Jack’s. “Okay. So. Obviously, I’m not getting pregnant any time soon.”
“Bits, I know sex ed is terrible in Georgia, but—”
“Hold your chirps until the end, please.”
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"Oh my Lord," Bitty says. He attempts to kiss Jack on the lips, but he's drunk and his aim is off, so he smacks Jack's chin instead. "Is Jack Zimmerman terrified of strippers?"
Lardo and Shitty host their bachelor(ette) party at a strip club. Bitty gets drunk and thinks it’s a good idea to give Jack a lap dance to Beyonce's "Rocket."