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College is just around the corner, and while Eric can't wait for a little distance from South Park, Kyle isn't handling the impending change so well. For day 7 of Kyman Week, 'Free Day.'
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17 Feb 2026
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"When they were kids they all seemed so invincible, indestructible, pulled apart by circumstance, and family, and whatever their town had to throw at them but they always patched themselves up again. But they've grown weary now, they feel older than they are, and Eric is too proud to tell Kyle he misses him. No, Kyle has his team, and his grades, and student council to occupy his time and he'll fit his best friends in when he can and Eric has to be fine with that. No one else's happiness has mattered beside his own, but Kyle is different. He's always been the infuriating, all-consuming exception." Or, Kyle smiled at Eric once when they were ten years old and playing video games and nothing has been the same since.
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17 Feb 2026
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The world seems to be falling apart and the kids at their school are just getting meaner, or so it seems to Kyle. The Student Body elections may be a force for change, but Cartman's campaign seems content with the status quo - i.e. annoying the hell out of Kyle.
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17 Feb 2026
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Harbouring a crush on Kyle, being locked in a room with him should be Eric's idea of heaven. But it really isn't. Not when he's trying to get over his stupid crush, and there is an entire house party chanting outside Clyde's bedroom window demanding that they just kiss already. Eric decides there's only one solution... and that's jumping out the window.
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16 Feb 2026
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Eric is pressured by Cupid Me to tell Kyle how he really feels, but there's just one problem. On the day he plans to confess his love to Kyle, Kyle jinxes him. But while Kyle has fun torturing Eric with his inability to speak, he has no idea that Eric has something he's dying to tell him.
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16 Feb 2026
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When, at the last minute, Kyle decides not to come home for Christmas, Eric is devastated. But he's not going to let it get him down and ruin the holidays. He makes three promises to himself:
Don't message him
Don't look at his Instagram
Just Go Home
The question is, can he keep the promises he's made?
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16 Feb 2026
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Following a decline in his health, Kyle returns home from college, hospital bound. Sick and angry with the world, he sets out to prove that his life has meant something to somebody, as well as he can, the weaker he gets. When he starts giving up on himself, he gets a push from an unlikely friend that helps him keep fighting. After all, nobody knows fighting like Eric Cartman.
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13 Feb 2026
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When Kyle helps Cartman practise for a play, they end up exchanging more than just a few lines...
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13 Feb 2026
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the new girl at school has an interest in Kyle, and Cartman's not too fond of her.
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09 Feb 2026
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“Did you make a wish?” Kyle asked him, leaning in to whisper.
“Yeah,” Eric whispered back, breath warm on Kyle’s face.
“What did you wish for?”
Eric hesitated, eyes flitting from the sky to the wood underneath them, and then to Kyle’s wondering eyes. When he spoke, his voice wavered nervously.
“You.”
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08 Feb 2026
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Don't take Eric Cartman's seat at lunch. Don't laugh and get chummy with his friends. Most of all, don't flirt with Kyle Broflovski.
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- Part 2 of Kyman Prompts
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01 Feb 2026
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Cartman gets his wisdom teeth removed and some interesting truths are revealed in the aftermath. (Honestly this is just a silly and hopefully cute Kyman one-shot that I wrote to distract myself from a worrying situation)
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01 Feb 2026
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“No one would believe you” said Kyle as he kissed Cartman, forcing his tongue inside his mouth, rubbing his ass over his erection
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27 Jan 2026
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If you really wanna fight with me (then drop the act and take accountability) by orphan_account
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22 Nov 2016
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Kyle and Cartman's often confusing and always intense feelings for each other come bubbling to the surface
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25 Jan 2026
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When Kyle moves back to South Park to pursue a more worthwhile career, he comes back to a very different town. One that's not only trendy, but where Eric Cartman is the hottest bartender in town and has hooked up with nearly all of Kyle's female friends. Kyle tries to not get distracted by his good looks or overthink his probably fake flirting. But ignoring Cartman has always been easier said than done.
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24 Jan 2026
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“I’m confused about what Chef said yesterday.”
“Well, Chef said a lot of things yesterday. So what did Chef say that’s too much for your dumb brain to handle?”
Kyle tutted, but merely ignored Cartman’s comment. “When he said that there’s a difference between semen and sea-men,”
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Or the fic where a young Kyle and Cartman figure out what semen is together
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24 Jan 2026
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“What?” Stan asked.
“Nothing,” Cartman snapped. “Just think it’s funny how Kyle suddenly turned into a social butterfly.”
Stan glanced ahead. “Oh. Yeah, I guess.”
“Guess?” Cartman scoffed. “Look at him. He’s practically holding the guy’s hand.”
“He’s literally just walking,” Stan said.
Cartman crossed his arms. “That’s how it starts.”
“You’re being weird.”
“I am not,” Cartman said automatically. But the word echoed uncomfortably in his head. Weird.
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Eric Cartman's five stages of jealousy.Bookmarked by morimeron
19 Jan 2026
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Cartman whips off his towel in the school locker room, determined to prove once and for all that he doesn't have a micropenis. Kyle gets a boner about it. Gay chicken ensues.
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15 Jan 2026
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Kyle was confused. he didn't consider himself a romantic person, nor did he care about relationships or things like that...
He didn't know how or why it started, but for some nights in a row his dreams seemed to focus on the same theme: kisses, dances and touches. The protagonist of them was never clear, sometimes it was just a silhouette, sometimes just a voice, sometimes a strange feeling of comfort.
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Eric Cartman had better problems to deal with than seeing his longtime crush suddenly interested in cheesy stuff
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23 Dec 2025
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Cartman wasn’t a man of spiritual awakenings.
He believed in food, in vengeance, and in making Kyle Broflovski’s life a living hell (in the most loving, passive-aggressive way possible). He did not believe in miracles.
Until the day he saw it.
It happened on a lazy Sunday afternoon in their apartment. Kyle had just returned from a grocery run, climbing up onto the kitchen counter to retrieve a bag of coffee filters they definitely didn’t need but Kyle insisted on buying “just in case.”
And that was when Cartman saw it.
A strip. A faint, perfect, soft trail of ginger fuzz, peeking out from under Kyle’s slightly lifted t-shirt and leading down past the waistband of his sweats.
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17 Dec 2025