14 Works by muzzleofbees
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“Macca!” A short, sharp whistle followed by the tippy-tap sound of pebbles on the window pulled Paul from sleep. “Macca, wake up!”
Paul rolled out of bed, wincing as his feet hit the cold floor and hurried to fling open the shutter before John could throw more rocks at the glass. “Lennon! What are you doing, you wanker?”
“Get your ass out of bed.”
“It’s cold.”
“Put on your jumper!”
“It’s late, John. You’re going to wake up the whole neighborhood.”
“Get down here or I’m going to start singing.”
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The Rat's Golden God by muzzleofbees for bardic_exasperation
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
26 Dec 2013
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The first time Dennis and Mac have gay sex, they’re seventeen and it’s terrible. Dennis is so drunk he doesn’t even seem to be aware that he’s with Mac--sometimes he says Maureen--which is not close enough to Mac to go unnoticed. Mac is drunk, too. Almost drunk enough to get whiskey dick, but the fact that he is with Dennis Reynolds keeps him hard and leaking wet.
At least Dennis isn’t calling him Rat. Dennis never does. Hasn’t in, like, a year.
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“You’ve got to go.” Dean’s voice is gruff, his eyes flinty. They’re standing on the road, not far from the bunker, and Dean looks like he’s ready to fight in the sun’s dying light. Cas doesn’t understand.
“Dean, please.”
“Cas, I’m not messing around here. I can drive you back to Lebanon, at least you’ll get there before dark.”
“Dean, if I’ve done something--”
“Damnit, Cas, this is not up for discussion. You’ve painted a target on us. We’ve got every pissed off angel from here to Timbuktu hunting you down, and I can’t be having that. Not now. Not with--”
“Not with what, Dean?”
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Dean struggles with writing his vows. Cas wants to go for a drive. Sam is not helpful.
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destiel prompt: Purgatory!verse Castiel is by the waters edge and hears Dean’s prayers on loop. Some were short, most went on like a stream of conscious, but each ended in “I love you please Cas”. After Dean finds him they decide to make camp. Benny takes first watch Just out of ear shot Dean takes the opportunity to tell Cas about his feelings he didn’t know he had. Cas listens respectfully but he hasn’t said much of anything after he was found. Can one simple kiss change that?
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Dean has been talking dirty and teasing Cas all day. Cas is use to this cocktease but a witch hunt has most of Team Free WIll's attention. The hunt is finally wrapped up and they get back to the bunker high on the kill. Sam skips off to the bar to celebrate with 2 other hunters. Cas lets Dean think he's the one in control until he pulls out the leather collar from his bag and demands him to put it on.
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Prompt: future!cas is getting ready for bed when future!dean slams the door open to his bunk- whiskey in hand. "Cas--we need to talk". Cas rolls his eyes, "Dean you never want to talk when you come in...." Cas's words are cut off when a piercing scream is heard from the camp. "They breached the camp!!!" a loud voice yells above gunfire.
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Prompt: Cas tries to bake an apple pie but doesn't know how. Dean comes to the rescue.
Set post S8.
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After Lucifer rebels, Gabriel disappears, and Michael becomes obsessed with bloody vengeance, there is only one archangel left. Heartbroken and tired, God has one more request of Metatron before He disappears. Protect Dean Winchester.
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Based on the extended promo for 8.17, which I saw once, and contains absolutely no spoilers in any way, shape or form.
Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation--Khalil Gibran
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"I'm sorry, Clint." Fury does this thing where he pretends he's a normal person in order to extend normal human emotions, like sympathy. Who buys it? Does anybody buy it? Is Clint expected to buy it? "You are one of the best agents we've ever had. This was not an easy decision to make but ultimately, it was my call, and I have to do what's best for the entire organization."
"Right," he says flatly. "I get it." What else can he say? He is compromised. For all he knows, he's a sleeper agent now. Nobody should trust him.
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so it seems to have become common fanon that Clint builds "nests" in high places like rafters and ceiling ducts. I want to see the rest of the Avengers wondering where that particular behavior came from, and him eventually telling someone.
bonus points if he started doing it in response to something really horrifying or traumatic.
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Prompt:I think we can acknowledge that Natasha is the baddest bitch on the block. She got intel from Loki, fought aliens and closed a damn hole in the universe without any powers. She deserves a reward, so after the dust settles Clint decides to give her the best sexing with the most orgasms of her life. Super female positive porn, all about Natasha getting some and just appreciating what a fucking champ she is.
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Summary: A response to this prompt: Merlin finds himself incapable of being anything but incredibly sappy after sex with Arthur. To save himself embarrassment (and more girl jokes) he waits until Arthur falls asleep beside him before whispering proclamations of his love, always ending them with a chaste kiss to his lover's skin and the words "Goodnight, sweet prince." One night Arthur feigns sleep, and hears every word.
Rating: R for mild smut