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Magic Doesn't Make Love Easier by ilovegetosuguru
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
02 Apr 2021
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The kids try to figure out who Professor Gojo is married to. It doesn't go according to plan.
(The JJK crew attends Hogwarts and get in trouble. What's new?)
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26 Feb 2026
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Those poem writing skills are worse than mine but the writing is better???
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Everything was normal with it until the day he met the other rulers. It was a political meeting of nations, the first time all of them would all be together in years. Rivendell was hosting it and it would be Jimmy’s first time out of the kingdom. Jimmy and Lizzie were representing the Ocean Empire as heirs but they were allowed to meet and greet with whoever they wanted. Lizzie quickly ran off, introducing herself to the Mezalean prince and leaving Jimmy to flounder alone. He gripped the ribbon between his fingers nervously but took a deep breath and approached the first person he could see. That person was a winged elf with blue hair and a very aloof expression.
Emptober Day 4: Ribbon
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- Part 4 of Gulfie's Emptober 2021
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06 Dec 2025
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We don’t talk about third life ep 7
Or empires ending
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world's end rhapsody by wakerife
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
04 Oct 2020
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Yoo Joonghyuk’s head tilts, and he looks at Kim Dokja almost curiously, like a house cat watching a flock of doves beyond a glass window pane.
“I used to think that you made me behave in a way that is unlike myself, but lately I’ve begun to think that what you do to me is exactly how I’m meant to be.”
another post-epilogue fic, wherein kim dokja may or may not need a bigger hospital bed
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14 Aug 2025
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We don’t talk about the ending of orv. What happened was JoonDok became cannon, no one died, and everyone got therapy and lived happily ever after together in one big mansion because they’re basically millionaires. That’s it.
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“I’m here to make sure you’re getting enough sleep.”
“I am getting enough sleep!” The lie slid out his lips as easily as his breath. Did this man even have a bit of a moral conscience?
Knowing Kim Dokja, probably not.
Yoo Jonghyuk simply stared down at him.
“Okay, maybe I’m not getting as much sleep as I should. But at least I’m still sleeping!”
“Liar.”
“How would you know that? You didn’t even use Lie Detection! I really am getting sleep!”
[‘Lie Detection’ has been activated.]
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14 Aug 2025
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I mean, we could have just choked him until he lost his airflow and fell unconscious due to not enough oxygen in his body and called it a day… but this works too I guess?
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Even on days when Joonghyuk was grumpy (rainy days, and days where his favourite Chinese restaurant was closed), Dokja navigated around his moods with ease, whereas other studios would be tense and avoid agitating him. The man truly knew him well. A little too well.
Self-indulgent model AU where YJH is a top model and KDJ is his favourite photographer.
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- Part 2 of Kim Dokja ships are sailing
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06 Aug 2025
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The sunfish idiot has gone and done it again