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  1. Public Bookmark 62

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    While finishing up a round of Charm and Check on a Time Turner before the Ministry Solstice party, Unspeakables Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger find themselves trapped in a time loop. Hermione suggests an unusual use of their stolen time.

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    09 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 6

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    "You and I," I rasped, advancing on her slowly before my feet even registered they were carrying me across the floor. "We have much unfinished business, I think."

    "Have we?" Amber replied coyly, flashing me her most knowing of smiles in the looking glass. As I continued stalking toward her purposefully, my stare never faltering, that visage slowly fell away, until finally, at long, long last, only the Fool remained. My Fool. Beloved.

    In which Fitz shows his Beloved all that he's been taught.

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    26 Feb 2026

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    If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.

    Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.

    The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.

    Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.

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    20 Feb 2026

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    “Shane…”

    “Who the fuck do you think you’re calling Shane?”

    “Sweetheart,” Ilya corrects, tilting his head down against Shane’s grip on his hair to try to catch his lips. “Please.”

    “I can do everything she can,” Shane says. “But you’ve been a bit too naughty today. I’m tying you up first.”

    “Oh, no,” Ilya says, voice going high and breathy. “That’s terrible.”

    Or - The jealous Shane/pathetic top Ilya fic where Shane makes Ilya beg for it

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    11 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 82

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    Ilya Rozanov never thought he'd need a reputation as a Good Boy. But while he's trying to be the figurehead for You Can Play and regain his spot with the Centaurs, he keeps ending up with unwanted headlines. All he needs is a few months of good press (or no press) so he can focus and get back on track after a series of self-imposed spirals.

    Enter Canada's Shane Hollander. Stunningly handsome, newly out, and effortlessly put together, Shane is successful, a Good Canadian Boy, and has never appeared in a scandal mag even once. In other words, he's perfect fake boyfriend material and exactly what Ilya needs to appear respectable.

    It's the ideal, mutually beneficial agreement.

    OR, the heavily Boyfriend Material-inspired rewrite featuring Ilya and Shane.

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    11 Feb 2026