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Where The Duck Is Minerva McGonagall? by Rogue_Roxy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Jul 2025
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Welcome to a somewhat serious inquiry into the whereabouts of a very sneaky witch.
Hermione Granger (badass Auror working for MACUSA) has been summoned back to Britain by Kingsley Shacklebolt to help with an investigation. Of course, Hermione agrees; working with Harry again is going to be so much fun… only, it turns out that Harry is unavailable, and unfortunately, she gets stuck with Draco Malfoy.
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- Hold onto your gold; there is a Niffler in this story.
- Draco Malfoy reserves the right to cast Aguamentis at hair he deems offensive.
- Whatever is said in the Cave of Plunderous Intent, stays in the Cave of Plunderous Intent.
- Approach any wine provided by the Icelandic Legend Erla with extreme caution.- Language:
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Bookmarked by narabi
09 Sep 2025
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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Bookmarked by narabi
08 Jan 2025
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“I sometimes think that I would be, too, if I wasn’t a Gunnhildr.”
Kaeya raises an eyebrow and turns to her. “What’s this now?” His lips are perched in that pointed little smile he puts on when he’s teasing someone. “The Lady Gunnhildr interested in leaving Mondstadt? What has the world come to?”
She laughs, of course, because she’s had far too much punch to stop it, and because Kaeya’s smile—even this awful, teasing one that makes her the butt of his joke—is a wondrous thing.
“Well, I would— Of course I wouldn’t be the Lady Gunnhildr.”
“Certainly not if you were an adventurer,” he grins. “Where would you go first?”
“Somewhere I could sail to, maybe.” She sighs. “I couldn’t imagine living anywhere else, though. Could you?” And then, because the punch has made her mind work a little slower and it is already a difficult thought to think even when she is not inebriated, because Kaeya has more Mondstadt in him than anyone else she knows, “Again?”
They are friends, first and most, before there is something like love between them, accompanied by an acute awareness that they cannot risk the things they love most for this.
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Bookmarked by narabi
17 May 2023
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Everything Goes On by cato_universe
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
07 May 2023
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In a different time and place, Mercymorn remembers.
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2,000 years later the Lyctors are born again, to finally get it right.
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13 Apr 2023
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The Exile's Path by Mirei_Redux
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
12 May 2022
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After her defeat at Enbarr, Edelgard is rescued by two strangers who help her escape to a recently conquered territory of Morfis. There she meets a resistance army that seeks the aid of a foreign power to fight the Morfisian occupiers. She immediately begins to plot her return to Fodlan to reclaim the Empire, but she is unexpectedly reunited with someone whom she never thought she would see again, and who poses a serious threat to her plans. At the same time, she is unwillingly drawn into the life of a strange city that leads her to question what she believes. Above all, her transformation into the Hegemon Husk has taken a terrible toll on her, and she will have to choose what she wants more before she dies: to return to her home, or to become fully human again.
Bookmarked by narabi
02 Dec 2022
Bookmarker's Notes
because i still think about this and need to reread it. again.

