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Enough by PalenDrome (nerdherderette)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Jan 2026
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On June 15, 1998, Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov discovers his dick.
Or: Five times Ilya found a lover. And the one time he found love.
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Peter is great at what he does. As head of Hale, Inc., he has a knack for sniffing out struggling businesses and culling out the weak ones like prey. He doesn't have time for relationships, so when his partner-of-the-week issues an ultimatum on the day he's flying out to close a deal with Argent Corp, Peter calls his bluff and breaks things off.
The problem is that the head of Argent Corp values—well, family values. It leaves Peter in quite a predicament. So, when he runs into a ridiculously mouthy and temptingly beautiful rent boy, Peter hires him to be his plus-one.
It's supposed to be a temporary solution.
Somehow, Peter's heart never gets the memo.
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Peter's skilled in Brazilian jiu-jitsu, but the hoodie could hide a weapon that would make him a sitting duck. He rolls down the window and prays he's not about to make the stupidest mistake of his life."Can either of you tell me how to get back onto 405?"
The boy in the red hoodie approaches. As he gets closer, Peter realizes he has incredibly pretty eyes and a sinful-looking mouth.
"Depends," he says. "What's it worth to you?"
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All I Want for Christmas Is You by PalenDrome (nerdherderette) for TheyDraggedMeInNowIAintLeaving
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
25 Dec 2025
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Stiles burst into the employees’ lounge wearing coffee on his jacket and stars in his eyes.
“Today I met the man I’m going to marry,” he announced as he threw open his locker door.
Scott frowned as he worked the ends of his tie into a knot. “Is that a song from the new Taylor Swift album?”
Or: The obligatory holiday fic featuring a reluctant royal, a scrappy commoner, a precocious child, and all the Hallmark Christmas Movie vibes.
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i can tell that we're gonna be (boy)friends by Beerwolves, PalenDrome (nerdherderette)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
29 Nov 2025
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Stiles is a senior at Beacon Hills High. Now that his former best friend Scott and Allison Argent are officially a Thing™, he has extra time on his hands. Thankfully, he's got his job at the public library. It's his little sanctuary—one that gets disrupted when Derek Hale, golden-boy quarterback and the captain of Beacon Hill High's football and basketball teams, ends up volunteering there as well.
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Derek Hale, the Viscount Hemming and only son of the Third Earl of Beacon, was London's most notorious rake. His disinclination to appear with the same partner at social events was well-known; his discountenance to wed, even more so. Which is why no one was more surprised than Stiles when the dashing viscount—and Stiles' once childhood friend—presented him with a proposal he couldn't refuse.
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"Is Graceview Hall your only responsibility? What about love? Your family?"Derek jerked back in shock. She, of all people, knew what happened when he last fell in love.
"You are four and twenty," Lady Belmont continued. "You cannot remain on your current path, carousing and bedding anyone who catches your eye. Why, even Lord Deucalion wed this past summer, and he was a reprobate of the first order."
Derek may have owed his great-aunt what little remained of his dignity. This, however, was asking too much. "I will never enter the marriage mart," he swore.
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Bedtime Stories by PalenDrome (nerdherderette)
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
01 Jan 2019
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A collection of Fairy-tale inspired fics that are definitely not intended for children
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Huxloween prompts by PalenDrome (nerdherderette)
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
29 Oct 2017
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For Tumblr prompts @Huxloween
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Wools and Silks, Satin and Lace by PalenDrome (nerdherderette)
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
08 Jan 2017
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A Tailor!Hux AU series in 2 parts
I. Bespoke: Wools and Silks
I I. Bespoken: Satin and Lace- Words:
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Sweet and Savory by PalenDrome (nerdherderette)
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
09 Oct 2016
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"Don't eat with your hands"
"Don't play with your food."
"Eat in small bites."Hux and Kylo were never ones to follow the rules.
Pure Kylux Food Porn. A series of one shots with a beginning, a middle and an end.
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“Hello?” Stiles whispered, weakly looking into the darkness again. A giant head looked down at him: black fur, blue eyes, and something large and silver in its muzzle. “Fenrir…”
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Bookmarked by PalenDrome (nerdherderette)
26 Dec 2025
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Such a gorgeous and evocative story, well-seasoned with mythological nods and a hint of my favored Beauty and the Beast trope. There was so much packed into this world in under 7k and I want to roll around and marinate in its loveliness for a long time.
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“What is your name?” Derek interrupted his thoughts and Stiles glanced up to meet the blue eyes watching him.“Stiles. They call me Stiles.”
Derek tilted his head at his name, just like everyone else did, but instead of the questions about why or how he was named that way, the wolf just repeated it.
“Stiles.”
The heat on the back of his neck returned and Stiles tossed another fish to Derek to stop thinking about the way his tongue curled around the last ‘s’. He shouldn’t be thinking about things like that, not with a giant wolf.
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There wasn’t anything overtly sexual about the picture, not like the Playboy that Scott once stole from his dad. That Playboy had been exciting because they both knew they shouldn’t have been looking at it. The picture of Peter feels exciting in a wholly different way because it makes something stir inside of Stiles.
And maybe this attraction doesn’t feel all that new, maybe it’s a thought that’s been lurking somewhere inside of him: this thing that has been slowly coalescing inside of him might be starting to solidify and form.
And that form now has the shape of Peter Hale.
OR the one where Derek's Uncle Peter is a Neckz N Throats model, and seeing his cover shot awakens a years long obsession in Stiles.
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Bookmarked by PalenDrome (nerdherderette)
22 Dec 2025
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I have an unhealthy love for the Neckz N Throats -verse, and this was just perfection. Just a lovely exploration of Stiles falling for Peter through the year, bookended by charm and humor and some seriously (SERIOUSLY) hot smut.
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And that’s when comes face to face with Peter’s Neckz N Throats cover blown up, framed, and hanging in pride of place above Peter’s headboard on the wall above his bed.“So lame, isn’t it?” Derek asks, rolling his eyes in the way that all Hales seem to genetically be able to do when he sees Stiles freeze and stare at the print.
“Uh…” Stiles says.
Derek keeps walking and goes into Peter’s closet to rummage around in there, occasionally mumbling to himself.
The cover shot is black and white, but lit in a way that shines down the side of Peter’s head, which is thrown back to expose the side of his jaw and the clean line down his throat. He’s wearing all leather, his pants slung low and zipped but not buttoned, and it looks like he was in the process of unzipping his jacket when the picture was captured, exposing nothing but a broad, strong chest underneath.
When Derek emerges triumphant holding a pack of fireworks above his head, Stiles still hasn’t moved.
“Dude, what’s wrong––” he cuts himself off and wrinkles his nose. “Ugh! Stiles, really? My uncle?”
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[Podfic] The Rules of Matchbreaking by PalenDrome (nerdherderette) by Cailynwrites
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Oct 2025
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For Prompt #51 (H/D Career Fair 2017):
When Draco gets fired, he reluctantly agrees to break up a girl’s relationship for her disapproving mother. Through word of mouth, the one-time gig turns him into a professional Matchbreaker, however he winds up falling for one of his clients and must somehow balance his secret job and love life.[excerpt]:
“So who is it? The Curse-breaker and the Veela? The head of the Department of Magical Transportation?” Draco’s eyes lit up. “The Dragon-tamer?” Now that particular Weasley could be fun.“No. It’s Harry,” Hermione said, the name exploding out of her in a rush.
Draco blinked, stunned into silence.
“Harry,” he said, after he recovered his faculties. “You want me to break up Harry and the Weaselette?!"
Podfic of The Rules of Matchbreaking by PalenDrome (nerdherderette).
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Bookmarked by PalenDrome (nerdherderette)
13 Oct 2025
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I would give this a zillion kudos if I could. I love this so much --the humor and snark, the quiet moments and vulnerability, the heartache and joy that come out so beautifully through Cailynwrites' reading. There's a depth that goes beyond the words on the page, and I know I'll listen to it again and again. So beautiful, thank you ♥️♥️♥️♥️
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When Derek thought about time travel – and he did, a lot – this was not what he'd had in mind. He'd thought he would see his younger self, tell him to leave Paige alone and NEVER trust Kate Argent. He'd thought he’d get to come back once that was done and everything would be perfect. He never imagined having to relive his entire life.
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Bookmarked by PalenDrome (nerdherderette)
26 Jun 2021
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Time travel-de aging fic from Derek's POV. A witch's curse that makes people right prior wrongs causes Derek to time travel 24 years back to his birth and relive his life all over again. The writing of Derek's age-appropriate voice with touches of humor and feels and personal growth is magnificent. So monumental and incredibly well done. It does get a bit rushed at the end and the bit with Gerard too fantastical, but ambitious and deserves the kudos)
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The witch was supposed to be easy to deal with. She wasn’t hurting anyone really, but the sheriff was starting to be concerned about all the "odd" events going on; a cheating husband being incapable – literally – of putting pants on; an evil boss handing himself over for fraud and then denying it; school bullies becoming their victim’s slaves, willingly. All those things could have been considered justified, but people were asking questions so John had asked Derek and his pack to look into it.A few days later, they finally found the witch. They tried to talk to her but Derek, being … well, Derek, managed to piss her off rather quickly. He never saw it coming, and before he knew it, everything was black.
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Stiles thinks if Peter had never happened. If Peter hadn’t forced Stiles down onto the earth and pinned him there. But Peter had happened. And all he and Derek had left was a single kiss.
(Stiles was fifteen when he was raped and killed in the fall.)
Bookmarked by PalenDrome (nerdherderette)
16 Sep 2019
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Sterek The Lovely Bones AU. It’s done so movingly, so very terribly and beautifully, and I can’t think of how it could be written better. Stiles’ voice is perfection—all hope and outrage and youthful indignation and brilliance, along with the sadness of a life lost. Nothing contrived, just pitch-perfect storytelling.
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If Peter hadn’t held Stiles down as he cried and struggled against the oppressive weight of the man’s hands and body, as Peter slowly slid his hands down past the band of Stiles’ boxers and bared him to the world. If Peter had stopped tearing Stiles apart from the inside with his fingers and later his brutal cock, lancing pain and sick sick pleasure up and down Stiles, racking sobs and shivers, painful gasps and moans from him like he was wrangling a bird for its final song.If Peter had just never happened.
Stiles think he would have had all the things Peter did to him with Derek.
With Derek it would have been the most sweetest romantic sentimental thing he did for their first time. They would have gone to the woods under the stars, probably on a patch of mildewy but soft grass that they always like to roll in after they tired from practising lacrosse. Derek’s touch would have been true reverence, not like Peter’s perverse worship.
It would have been the most goddamn perfect thing in the world.
But Peter had happened.
There is going to be nothing more with Derek. Peter has wrecked him, and then made sure no one else could have him.
All they had (all Stiles had) now is a single stolen kiss.