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    When Shane was displeased with Ilya, there was a certain intensity in his speech that called to Ilya like a siren song, dragging him to an early grave with its vehemence. His voice would pitch higher, bossy and prissy and so stridently righteous it should be intolerable.

    But Ilya was, for all intents and purposes, a whore. And nothing made him harder than his husband putting him in his place.

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    or, 5 times ilya ragebaits shane because being yelled at by his husband turns him on, +1 time shane realizes he’s doing it on purpose.

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    04 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 26

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    You've always had the biggest crush on your friend, Shane Hollander, but never confessed to him, your sixth sense about his private life too aware of your incompatibility.
    Until one night, at the MLH Awards' after-party Shane invited you to, your relationship takes an interesting turn.

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    03 Mar 2026

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    Shane stared, horrified. “Stop making jokes! This is not funny! They think—they think I HAVE BOTTOM EYES!”

    Ilya sat up, eyes gleaming. “They are correct.”

    “Ilya.”

    “Mmm. What is it they said? Best bottom eyes? I agree.”

    Shane wanted the floor to open up. “WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?”

    “It means when you look up at me with pupils blown and lips swollen, is impossible not to fuck you stupid.”

    A betting pool starts in the locker room about who in the league is the 'wildest' in bed. To everyone's shock, league Golden Boy Shane Hollander wins by a landslide. Shane is mortified. Ilya is profoundly smug. Naturally, Ilya decides the best course of action is to make it a challenge. “You gotta prove them right, malysh. Can’t leave them disappointed, can we?”

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    24 Jan 2026

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    What happens after Rollo meets Gisla? Rollo and Gisla’s stormy relationship evolves as it should have done in the show.

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    12 Apr 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 97

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    Harry considers his business partner’s teenage son just the right age for cock.

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    05 Oct 2024