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Mieli wszystko. Przyzwoite mieszkanie, przyzwoite pieniądze, (w miarę) przyzwoitych przyjaciół oraz miłość bez względu na wszystko.
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Louis Tomlinson jest sławnym piosenkarzem i autorem tekstów, który ma poślubić swą wieloletnią dziewczynę Eleanor Calder.
Harry Styles jest studentem, którego właśnie rzucił chłopak.
Gdy Louis wraz z przyjaciółmi wybiera się do klubu na swój wieczór kawalerski, raczej nie spodziewa się, że w kibelku spotka zielonookiego flirciarza, a już ZDECYDOWANIE nie spodziewa się, że odwzajemni flirt.
AU, w którym Louis poddaje w wątpliwość swoją seksualność na tydzień przed ślubem, Harry jest zadurzony w Louisie, a Ziam jest prawdziwy.
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this relationship we're staging [TŁUMACZENIE PL] by not_me_again for Kondziolina
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
27 Feb 2018
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AU, w którym Louis jest byłym aktorem z Royal Shakespeare Company, który pragnie wrócić na szczyt, Harry - aktorem znanym z szeroko pojętego teatru eksperymentalnego, a Simon Cowell - reżyserem, dzięki któremu ta dwójka ma okazję się poznać.
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walk my days on a wire [TŁUMACZENIE PL] by not_me_again for Kondziolina
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
22 Dec 2017
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Nie to miał na myśli aktor Louis Tomlinson, gdy fantazjował o randkach z Harrym Stylesem.
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we're looking for something dumb to do [TŁUMACZENIE PL] by not_me_again for Kondziolina
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
06 Nov 2017
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Harry i Louis decydują się wykręcić najlepszy z możliwych numerów na zakończenie szkoły. Jeśli to znaczy, że mają udawać małżeństwo, jest to poświęcenie, na jakie są gotowi.
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happy wife, happy life by lipstickliterature
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
10 Feb 2026
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When Shane was displeased with Ilya, there was a certain intensity in his speech that called to Ilya like a siren song, dragging him to an early grave with its vehemence. His voice would pitch higher, bossy and prissy and so stridently righteous it should be intolerable.
But Ilya was, for all intents and purposes, a whore. And nothing made him harder than his husband putting him in his place.
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or, 5 times ilya ragebaits shane because being yelled at by his husband turns him on, +1 time shane realizes he’s doing it on purpose.
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04 Mar 2026
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You've always had the biggest crush on your friend, Shane Hollander, but never confessed to him, your sixth sense about his private life too aware of your incompatibility.
Until one night, at the MLH Awards' after-party Shane invited you to, your relationship takes an interesting turn.Bookmarked by not_me_again
03 Mar 2026
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Sex and Democracy by ThePromptWasntThisLong (shredded_potato)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
07 Feb 2026
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Shane stared, horrified. “Stop making jokes! This is not funny! They think—they think I HAVE BOTTOM EYES!”
Ilya sat up, eyes gleaming. “They are correct.”
“Ilya.”
“Mmm. What is it they said? Best bottom eyes? I agree.”
Shane wanted the floor to open up. “WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?”
“It means when you look up at me with pupils blown and lips swollen, is impossible not to fuck you stupid.”
A betting pool starts in the locker room about who in the league is the 'wildest' in bed. To everyone's shock, league Golden Boy Shane Hollander wins by a landslide. Shane is mortified. Ilya is profoundly smug. Naturally, Ilya decides the best course of action is to make it a challenge. “You gotta prove them right, malysh. Can’t leave them disappointed, can we?”
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- Part 15 of Cross-Checked & Kissed (smut oneshots)
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24 Jan 2026
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What happens after Rollo meets Gisla? Rollo and Gisla’s stormy relationship evolves as it should have done in the show.
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12 Apr 2025
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Harry considers his business partner’s teenage son just the right age for cock.
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05 Oct 2024