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    In which Shane Hollander's pubic hair goes viral, the internet colour-matches it to Pantone 15-1214 (Warm Sand), and Ilya Rozanov - creates accounts on Reddit, TikTok, Instagram, Tumblr, AND YouTube to anonymously defend his not-boyfriend's crotch using genetics Wikipedia and advanced hockey analytics.

    Features: a one-star Calvin Klein review ("very poor elastic, ruined my life"), Svetlana and Rose who have never once been wrong, and the most romantic use of the word "melanocytes" in the history of the English language according to Ilya Rozanov.

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    13 Mar 2026

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    "Gerald is not a pet. He is a symbiotic colony of lactobacillus bacteria and wild yeast. I don't understand why everyone keeps anthropomorphizing him." — Shane Hollander, two-time Hart Trophy winner, Olympic gold medalist, man who reads his sourdough starter's fan mail out loud

    How a mason jar of wild yeast became the most famous sourdough starter in professional sports. An investigation.

    The following interviews were conducted over a period of three months for The Athletic. All participants were made aware that their comments would be published. One participant requested anonymity. One participant is a jar.

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    04 Mar 2026

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    "You are a twenty-four-year-old man who just won the Stanley Cup. You have a quilting room. You have a design wall. You have little bins. With labels."

    "Organization is important."

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    04 Mar 2026

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    A few months after the FanMail incident, Yuna Hollander decides to do what she does best. With the added benefit of having another son to lovingly manage, of course. The internet, unsurprisingly, loses its shit.

    Or, Shane and Ilya go on the press run to end all press runs, courtesy of Yuna Hollander.

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    28 Feb 2026

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    Shane loves his husband. He really does! But sometimes, it can be hard to put that love into words.

    So maybe, when he tried to put it into words, he ended up writing a couple songs.

    And maybe he released them under a fake name.

    And maybe they got insanely popular somehow.

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    AKA the one where Shane and Ilya are married and in love and Shane is a little insecure about his ability to love his husband. So he becomes a faceless pop sensation. By accident. Mostly? It's complicated.

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    27 Feb 2026