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    Journal moved to finish the job. As his hand reached for the crowbar, he noticed a flash of blue on the underside and stopped.

     

    No. Not again. Not now.

     

    While destroying the portal in the cave, Journal is.. interrupted. Written for Day 4 of Whumptober 2024.

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    They resolved not to think about how Subspace had torn out their eye with nothing but her claws, wielding them like a scalpel.

     

    Medkit reflects on the incident.

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    karl jacobs: WELL I’M BLEEDING AND I CANT REMEMBER ANYTHING

    ranboo: WHAT
    karl jacobs: I JUST PICKED A RANDOM CONTACT AND HOPED FOR THE BEST
    ranboo: not ur

     

    ranboo: hold

     

    ranboo: FIANCES???

    ranboo: you have fiances right
    karl jacobs: IM ENGAGED??????????

    OR

    the karl jacobs-centric tag needs more works so i decided i'd do it myself ft. the other memory boy

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    “You all need to listen to this tape.” He declared, setting it on a desk in front of them. Sasha noticed the tape’s label was scratched out in pen. “It’s, a— an interesting statement, that I don’t remember recording.”

    Tim laughed, teasing, “Oh, this is over a statement? Have you finally reached your spooky limit?”

    “It’s hardly—“ They defensively sputtered, “You’ll understand when you listen!”

    Jon, newly promoted Head Archivist, finds a statement regarding himself. He shares it with the rest of the Archival Team.

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    MARTIN

    ..You were shot in the head.

    MIKE

    Okay, and?

    MARTIN

    (incredulous sputtering)

     

    --

     

    Digging up an apparently-not-dead Vast avatar is a good form of bonding. Being dug up is also a good form of bonding.

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    Samgladiator: hi grian :) long time no see
    Grian: .
    Grian: i thought i blocked you
    Samgladiator: wow
    Samgladiator: not even a hi?

    or

    grian is unpleasantly reminded of his past, spirals, and proceeds to make it worse

     

    title from "our word" from 36 questions because i was looping it while writing & i think it fits yhs!grian

    ON INDEFINITE HIATUS sorry guys!

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    “…Should I make a constellation for Grian?” 

    Despite it already being quiet, it felt like the question chilled the air. 

     

    or: There’s not a lot to do on the island. Wilbur takes a moment to think about Grian.
    title from the undertale song

    Series
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    [A guide written by Employee 432]

    Frustratingly, Wikihow has no articles on this! Employee 432 decides to take matters into their own hands.

    or: Employee 432's story, told from their point of view in a different way.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    To make a long story short, I found a better place. I found a different family, one that’s better than this one could ever be. They care for each other. They look out for each other. They actually love one another.

    We used to be like that, too, remember? Back when we were all younger? Whatever happened to that, huh?

    or:

    A missing member of the SBI comes home and the effects of his departure weigh heavily on everyone.

    or or:

    Grian takes the "SBI is never together" joke WAY too seriously

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    sunny: ur gaslighting a minor :/
    sunny: messed up
    Aubrey: I AM ALSO A FUCKING MINOR!!!!!
    sunny: thats what you say
    Aubrey: WHAT THE FUCK?????

    -

    in which one has to ask if the manifestation of your anxiety and depression counts as a brother

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    bird: What can a gender do?
    ghostbur: its best!!!!!!

    big man #1: more like its worst any truthers in chat

    /

    ranboo: im sorry guys it just w
    ranboo: it was never meant to be

    big man #1: YOU.
    bird: mate
    bird: what the fuck

     

    --

    extra content for my chatfic! i grabbed a chapter i never finished & then fixed it up

    posting this bc i haven't updated my chatfic in SIX GODDAMN MONTHS!!!

    Series
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    “most other people are just dead ends”

     

    “Oh– Ranboo, you.. you were on your final life, weren’t you?”

    “No duh Ranboo was on his last life.” Ranboo’s ghost laughed in a strange, harsh tone. “If he wasn’t on his last life, I wouldn’t be here, would I? It’s not like ghosts can spawn when you’re still alive.”

    “Shouldn’t you know all about how ghosts work?” He asked, putting his hands on his hips sassily. He leaned close to Wilbur as he insisted, “You died. Surely you must understand how it works enough on your own without asking me.”

    or

    Wilbur wants to apologize to Ranboo. Unfortunately, nobody told him that Ranboo was dead. He meets Ghostboo.
     

    “there’s nothing worse than making friends”

     

    – title & quotes are lyrics from “smokey eyes” by lincoln

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    God, he hated this place. It truly brought out the worse in him in some ways. Every inch of it had some horrible memory attached to it. And he knew this was true— this place wasn’t infinite like it seemed; it was long but it was a loop. And it never changed.

    Which made it odd when Wilbur saw blue streaks on the floor.

    or:

    wilbur keeps finding himself in limbo, this time, not alone.

    fic title from bo burnham's "left brain, right brain."

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    hues of blues and yellows and monochromatic color schemes in the world of limbo, connected by a streak of gold.

    monotonous hues, endless, empty oceans. a smudge of brown in the dark, angry blue; a singular boat, crowded and not built for two.

    he did not obey the laws of ranboo’s limbo— he had his own. both were loosely connected by a string, a line of gold beneath the two and the others who resided in limbo. ghostbur spoke of drawing on the walls and ranboo spoke of cowering from the endless oceans; neither would understand what the other meant.
     

    or: a oneshot about ranboo and ghostbur’s friendship in limbo with way too many metaphors

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    some sunny day...

    // spoilers for techno's 11/28 stream //

     

    I won’t regret it, Ranboo thought to himself.

    He knew it was worth it, even as a sword was being held to his throat and his heart was thrumming with fear. He knew he wouldn’t. He wouldn’t forgive himself if he let Michael die, even at the cost of a life.

     

    or:

    i dramatized ranboo's death.

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    The pickaxe clattered to the blood-stained ground, Quackity relishing in the gory sight in front of him.

     

    Technoblade was slain by Quackity.

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    the need to go to the end kept growing and his hybrid instincts weren’t just going to go away. now, for ranboo to deal with the consequences and being completely and utterly alone.
    (also, deal with whatever’s happening with ghostbur and tommy. he doesn’t know what’s happening, but he wants to help)

    or: dream doesn’t like rule-breakers, even if he doesn’t tell them the rules. he wants to try out his new toy, and ranboo, freshly spawned into the server, is a perfect target.

    prewitten and updated every sunday!

    A REWRITE/REVAMP OF AN OLD FIC (a fate worse than death to some) edited to be, in my opinion, better.

    all titles are taken from ycgma

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    “No, I mean- what the hell happened to you?”

    Dream tilts his head a little, slowly carding his gloved hands through Ranboo’s hair. The gesture is familiar- he’d done it thousands of times before when they were younger.

    “People change.”

    or: after doomsday, two brothers talk.

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    Instead of starting Paradise in a fiery rivalry with Quackity and catching Ranboo and Tubbo in the crossfire, Wilbur is arrested and imprisoned.

    He’s alone again, and this has unforeseen consequences. Including the domino effect.

    or: my irl said “we can arrange for you to be in the prison” while livechatting wilbur’s lore stream and my gremlin brain made that into something of worth
    btw this isnt like a “haha wilbur gets what he deserves!!!” fic if thats what youre looking for, sorry

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    Tommy and Tubbo are the best hero duo in all of City Essempee and this is how they became that. Between very mild electricity powers and summoning late pigs, they have the most important powers in all of the world and have thousands of villains chasing after them. The most popular and coolest heroes ever.
    (Most of this isn’t true, but neither really care since to each other it is. Isn’t that all that matters?)

    or: i really wanna write more light-hearted dsmp things so i started a very stupid series where no one has a braincell and nothing makes sense

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    59
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
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