12 Works by notusingthisanymore

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    Parker wonders what it means that he remembers Cib’s last words to him and yet can’t remember his own last words. He knows they weren’t dignified, whatever they were, knows they were one of the many variations of “please, I’m sorry, don’t do this” that he had tried in desperation.

    Man. Everything is kind of fucked up.

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    32
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    3
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    "If Rooster Teeth didn't exist, do you think we'd find each other eventually?"

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    123
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
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    That piece of the Gavin I puzzle that never made sense, the one that gave Gavin III a prickling uncomfortableness every time he thought about it, the Michael piece, shifts. The prickling feels more like being stabbed.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1,127
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    Ryan can deal with Ray 99% of the time. The other 1% of the time, he breaks into Ryan's apartment. Wearing a suit.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    750
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    118
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    992
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    Jeremy's a teenage empath with a crush. Sometimes Trevor has blue hands and moves things with his mind. It's about as complicated as it sounds.

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    English
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    2,486
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    127
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1,157
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    LtMkilla: You know what we should be named? Fucking losers who have to figure out a goddamn schedule to hang out to play games because of work and school and shit.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
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    215
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    21
    Hits:
    1,540
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    It's supposed to be a hard case. Jeremy's prepared for that. What he's not prepared for is having to pretend to date Trevor for a few hours to trail a perp.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    103
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    She comes in like a hurricane every damn time-in the romantic figurative way, where she demands his attention as every force of nature does, but mostly with how she destroys massive amounts of property. And he hates to admit it, but he gets swept up in her wake. Every damn time.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,455
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    379
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    When Ray had joined the Avengers, he’d been promised good pay, good vacation hours, and the best security in the entire world (which is funny, because HE'S the best security in the entire world. No one gets past the Brown Recluse, bitch). No one had said a goddamn word about babysitting the irradiated toddler who could smash helicopters, or warned him about said irradiated toddler’s more personable form. Ray was gonna sue.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,825
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    205
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    1,558
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    They're not good at semantics.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    359
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    515
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    Ray has very recently come to terms with the fact that he likes someone more than he should. He’s not over the part where that someone is the neutral evil to his chaotic good, and literally has an evil lair, and is wanted by not only the local police, but the FBI and the CIA (and the Texas Rangers, for some reason), but he’s working on it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,078
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    158
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1,394
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    "What do you get when you put a god and the owner of a billion dollar company in a room together?" Geoff asks, casually raiding Jack's fridge as if he lives there and didn't walk in the door five minutes ago.
    "This sounds like a bad joke," he starts, before Geoff interrupts him.
    "A dead guy, or a whole new level of pining. And as we all know, Gavin is still alive. So."
    "So."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,149
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1,103

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