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  1. Public Bookmark 76

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    Overwhelmed by the sensation of Alhaitham’s breath against his skin, heart beating erratically, Kaveh grunted softly and tried to step over the fallen bucket - but the movement only pushed them closer, tangling their legs and trapping Alhaitham’s thigh firmly between his own.

    “You’re not going to make it any bigger by squirming,” Alhaitham hissed, hand clamping down on Kaveh’s waist and holding him in place with a grip that had turned to steel.

    Kaveh sucked in a sharp breath at the sudden pressure, his body reacting before his brain could catch up and sending a jolt of heat flaring beneath his skin. “I - gods, would you just -”

    “Shh,” Alhaitham interrupted harshly.

    “No, you shh,” Kaveh shot back in a whisper, bapping Alhaitham petulantly on the arm. “I think I can move my leg, just -”

    Alhaitham exhaled a quick, frustrated huff and twisted his torso just enough to be able to slide one palm up from Kaveh’s side, tracing a distractingly firm line along his body before landing squarely over his mouth. “Shut up,” Alhaitham whispered directly into his ear, lips brushing just close enough to make the words feel like a threat.

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    04 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 94

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    Kaveh and Alhaitham discover some explicit fanfiction - accompanied by 'Bunveh' art - about the two of them. In true scholarly fashion, they provide full-scale literary and artistic critiques of the work... after establishing a solid real-life reference for accuracy, of course.

    Lips parted into a frozen 'O' and mouth suddenly very dry, Kaveh released Alhaitham’s wrist and snatched the paper to read it more closely.

    Each line was filthier than the last.

    “... Oh,” Kaveh eventually croaked, skimming the page and staring blankly at the messy handwriting.

    Alhaitham was glaring at the ceiling, arms crossed over his chest - though he hadn’t shoved Kaveh off of his lap as he would’ve expected him to by now. “Yeah. Oh.”

    “Their grammar is atrocious,” Kaveh breathed, unable to think of anything else to say.

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    28 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 56

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    Kaveh and Alhaitham embark on a mission to steal the classified records of the mysterious herb in the KFC spice blend.

    Spoiler alert: it's homosexuality.

    Distraction number one: that damn corset.

    For the thousandth time that night, Alhaitham forced his eyes not to linger on the delicate strings of the bodice cinching Kaveh’s small waist.

    “Haitham.”

    Glancing up at Kaveh’s expectantly raised eyebrow beneath the cut of his mask, Alhaitham muttered, "What?”

    “I said we should probably dance if we don’t want to look suspicious,” Kaveh said slowly, eyeing him with a mix of concern and skepticism. “Are you sure you’re okay? You aren’t usually this distracted.”

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    28 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 39

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    Kaveh sighed. “Of course you’d think kissing is mechanical. You haven’t experienced it.”
    Alhaitham looked up from his book to level Kaveh with as unimpressed of a stare as he could muster. “Of course I haven’t experienced it. It’s not like anybody wants to kiss me.”
    “You…” Kaveh frowned. “You really believe that?”
    Alhaitham rolled his eyes. “Obviously. Nobody likes me, much less enough to kiss me.”
    “That’s not true."

    Alhaitham doesn’t know a lot about kissing, or touching, or sex. Somehow, it becomes Kaveh’s job to teach him.

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    23 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    Xingqiu frowned, leaning his chin on the palm of his head and thinking back. It was true that Chongyun was very indulgent with Xingqiu, in a way he wasn’t with anyone else, not even Xiangling. He had been so for years so Xingqiu never chalked it up to being anything else. Chongyun was always ready, at his beck and call practically.

    If Xingqiu wanted to buy some books, Chongyun would tag along and insist on carrying the massive pile that Xingqiu picked out at the store and lug it all the way home for him. If Xingqiu wanted to spend a few days away from the city and his parents were hesitant despite him being able to protect himself, Chongyun wouldn’t hesitate to volunteer himself and his claymore to protect Xingqiu.

    IN WHICH xingqiu realises chongyun is in love with him and his world is flipped upside down

    | title is a reference to a book xingqiu read / wrote i am not sure but he mentions it lmao

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    21 Feb 2026