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Harry Potter, 23, omega, menace.
Voldemort, 130, looks 30, acts 300, a sweet old man who looks like sin, thinks forehead kisses are risqué.
Harry’s plan?
Seduce the nation’s hottest retired alpha using elder care, joint tonic, and strategic pie placement.
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03 Mar 2026
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Voldemort loves magic, he really does. After all, what else could cause a now de-aged Harry Potter to think that he is the best thing since sliced bread, and the most amazing papa on Earth?
But all is not sugarplums and roses in the dark lord’s life, as he has to balance fatherhood, Harry’s friends, a pushy Nagini, a faux finacé, a nude best friend who is constantly predicting his death, and Sirius Black of all things.
Still, it has to be worth it - if only for his shiny, new, son.
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15 Feb 2026
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Please Leave Me Be - A Story By Sirius Black by Living_Free
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Sep 2025
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Sirius Black finds himself thrust into parenthood and comes away one bouncy baby Potter richer.
This, of course, means that his nefarious papa is going to be a grandfather and is bound to meddle like it's his actual job.
Some people are born to be grandparents, it seems, and Orion might have just found his calling, though Sirius does wish that it would call a bit quieter.
Also - Regulus continues to be small and mildly evil, and is very much enjoying the process of being alive and watching his brother lose the will to live.
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- Part 1 of Leave Me Be
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14 Feb 2026
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Regulus Black and The Path To Parenthood by Living_Free
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 May 2025
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Regulus Black is many things - Noble Lord of House Black, Astronomy Professor, and a Chaotic Little Flea.
Harry Potter is the Boy Who Lived, Beacon of Good, and is determined that Regulus was put on Earth to be his papa.
In fairness, Regulus isn’t doing much to dissuade him of that idea.
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13 Feb 2026
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‘Have you tried everything?’ Hermione asked insistently.
‘Yes! Every time I get to the cup and Cedric doesn’t take it with me I go immediately back to my bed in the morning. But all the times he is with me, he dies and after I fall asleep I return too.’
‘I guess it is obvious then, isn’t it?’ Both Harry and Hermione turned to stare at Ron, who looked at them defensively and shrugged ‘You have to go with Diggory and make sure he survives.’
Harry/Cedric - Groundhog day AU
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11 Feb 2026