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shin splints by objectlesson
Fandoms: カラオケ行こ！ | Karaoke Iko! | Let's Go Karaoke! (Manga), カラオケ行こ！ | Karaoke Iko! | Let's Go Karaoke! (Anime), ファミレス行こ。 | Famiresu Iko | Let's Go to the Family Restaurant (Manga)
17 Feb 2026
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After weeks of alternating between hazy, barely living disconnect and acute agony, he decides something has to give. He can't just wait for his feelings to change—that's as pointless as waiting for Kyouji's boss to die. He has to take action. He has to try and get over it. Move on.
So, he downloads a dating app.
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rabbit eyes by objectlesson
Fandoms: カラオケ行こ！ | Karaoke Iko! | Let's Go Karaoke! (Manga), カラオケ行こ！ | Karaoke Iko! | Let's Go Karaoke! (Anime)
10 Feb 2026
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This time he's sobbing because he is lying to his parents, and the guilt caught up to him. He is lying to his parents because of you. You have made the sobs happen. Making them happen has made you hard.
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"You know what would keep me awake right now?" John slurs, beside himself, half certain he's dead already or that this is some bad stupid dream where he can do whatever he wants. "Making out," he announces.
Rodney rolls his eyes. "Well sorry, I am fresh out of hot alien women for you to make out with, so you're going to have to stay awake without that incentive."
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You Can Lead a Horse To Water (But You Can't Stop a Man From Drinking Horse Water) by objectlesson
Fandoms: Stargate Atlantis
24 Jan 2026
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Newly engaged to Jennifer Keller, Rodney is spending a weekend getaway at a resort just outside Yosemite to "celebrate," despite feeling peculiarly uncelebratory. Incidentally and totally unrelated to aforementioned circumstances, John (and Ronon) are nearby. In the park. Just in case.
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guy who is touch starved but emotionally repressed goading you into punching him for completely normal reasons by objectlesson for spurious
Fandoms: Stargate Atlantis
15 Jan 2026
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"Excuse me?" Rodney snaps, narrowing his eyes. "If you think you can goad me into sparring like an idiot over hot coals, think again. I have a brain."
"We don't have to spar," John says, cocking his head. "You could just hit me."
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Teeth by deL3ted_d33r, objectlesson
Fandom Jurassic Park - All Media Types, Jurassic World Trilogy (Movies)
27 Nov 2025
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JackDaniels Daddykink Verse by objectlesson
Fandom Stargate - All Media Types, Stargate SG-1
11 Oct 2023
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JackDaniel's PissKink Verse by objectlesson
Fandom Stargate - All Media Types, Stargate SG-1
04 Oct 2023
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You can’t believe your luck. That you get to have this. This girl. Your little sister, who will pretend to be a corpse for you to fuck, is stuck with you for the rest of her days. You’ve opted into believing in the afterlife so she can be at your side even longer.
You’ll have to come up with new ways to defile her there, Rube Goldberg machine torture, infinite snuff loops. When you unstick your cunt from her forehead, you notice that her face is eerily sentimental, like she heard you thinking about being together forever.
Bookmarked by objectlesson
06 Nov 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
everything I know about MCR I absorbed via osmosis and against my will but this is easily the best thing I have read in awhile. thank god some other genius lesbian is out there using 2nd person like she deserves to be used.
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Equilibrium by MasterTi
Fandoms: Jurassic World Trilogy (Movies), Jurassic World Rebirth (2025), Jurassic World: Chaos Theory (Cartoon), Jurassic World: Camp Cretaceous (Cartoon)
30 Nov 2025
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Six years after Jurassic World fell, Gray Mitchell gets an invitation to become Doctor Sarah Harding's postgrad research assistant - the job of his dreams working for his childhood hero. The hitch? Two years in remote Kenya just when he was finally going to move back home with his brother Zach, who he hasn't seen in six months. When Gray gets back they have to navigate a new dynamic and a relationship as adults while the revelation of a missing friend forces them back into orbit with the de-extinct animals that nearly took their young lives. Less porn with a plot and more a plot with porn. Flashbacks to the park to softly change canon; an original character here and there. The boys will eventually join the DPW, then Fish and Wildlife's dino division after the DPW gets gutted after season 1 of Chaos Theory. We gotcher dino madness; we gotcher soft simpy love stories; we gotcher filthy, unctuous smut comin' out both ends. I'll add tags as we go, this @#$%^ is outlined past Chapter Fifteen. Cum and git it, seatbelts on; it's gonna be a long haul.
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Those are days when the unfairness of it all rips at him, leaves gaping wounds in his chest. But then, there’s Harry. If they’d lived, he’d be their Harry. All James’s swagger and cockiness, Lily’s softness, her gentleness. And on those days, he’s almost thankful for it all because it means this Harry, his Harry exists.
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The (Not So) Misfortunate Adventures of Merlin's Dick . . . Pic by Magnolia822
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
11 Apr 2014
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Merlin accidentally texts his best mate, Arthur Pendragon, his dick pic. Arthur isn't exactly displeased.
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speeding through red lights (into paradise) by the_invisibility_bloke for objectlesson
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Dec 2024
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Just before fifth year, true to form, Harry does something very brave and very foolish.
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Bookmarked by objectlesson
01 Dec 2024
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I can't believe this is mine I am so obsessed its so perfect