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“Right, then. I’m about to flirt my way straight into the sun, so I need to know if you’re married. Or dating. Or literally anything that will keep me from taking you on a date tonight.”
Regulus blinks several times. Slowly, he replies, “I’m not married. Or dating.”
Halle-fucking-lujah.
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06 Mar 2026
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For Gryffindors, the best relationships come through trust, proximity, and common interests. For Slytherins, the best relationships come through trickery, deception, and force.
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Harry Potter tricks Severus Snape into adopting him as revenge.
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05 Mar 2026
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Harry has had to live his life with the curse of being overly well-endowed.
Draco has had to live his life with the curse of being hard to please.
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A Cinderella story, of sorts.- Language:
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04 Mar 2026
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MNLV: All Routes Lead to Doom! by LordMoldyvort777
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Feb 2026
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Having lived through an apocalyptic series of events that caused the destruction of the world, Harry is determined to do whatever it takes to undo the damage. A small group of survivors send him back in time to his childhood in the hopes of changing history and preventing the Doomsday. Unfortunately, they don’t know exactly what caused it, so Harry's job is to change as much as possible.
Naturally, that involves terrorizing Hogwarts and becoming a criminal mastermind. And conquering Voldemort. Not necessarily in that order.
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04 Mar 2026
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When Healer Draco Malfoy sees an opening for a Healer in Romania, he's struck with the urge to leave St. Mungo's so they know exactly how much he does for them. Serves them right, the way they treat him.
Nevermind that Harry Potter is in Romania, big and buff and sexier than ever. Nevermind that he's a Dragon Tamer. Nevermind that Dragon Taming is a dangerous profession and would require Draco to heal Potter often...
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Draco moves to Romania specifically to be boned by Beefcake Harry Potter and all his friends know it.
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28 Feb 2026