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    After being wounded by Adam and captured by Vox, Alastor lost everything. Stripped of his power, reputation, and dignity, he comes close to completely resigning himself to this sickening fate, if not for the most unexpected person stepping in.

    For his part, Lucifer had no idea what he’s getting into, but now that his life and Alastor’s were quickly intertwining, he's willing to figure it out—for better or for worse.

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    02 Mar 2026

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    “You seem to misunderstand,” Sera tells him as the platform under his feet begins to glow a blinding white-gold. “Hell will still be. You will still be. But not as you are.”

    The words take root in his mind, the implications of having everything stripped away from him.

    Lucifer has spent centuries wishing he could undo so many things, that he could start over from nothing and this time, this time he would do it right. He’d give anything to make those same mistakes again if it meant keeping everything that makes him him.

    He hadn’t accounted for Sera swinging so severely to the opposite extreme. No longer was it a matter of doing what was required to keep Hell in check and subdued, now it was a matter of forcing Sinnerkind to atone for her mistakes.

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    02 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 48

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    26 Feb 2026

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    He’s done some pretty insane things in his time alive—he’s been alive for a long, long, uh, very long time, after all—but, perhaps, this one, probably, takes the cake—the last nail in the coffin, one could say, of his persistent insanity.

    (Or the last nail on the Bambi.)

    He grins.

    (Oh, well—worth it.)

    AKA

    In which Lucifer is determined to prove that Vox is a lying liar who lies and that Alastor does, indeed, have a tail—(for literally no reason at all).

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    26 Feb 2026

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    Alastor has always been an opportunist. When a good opportunity falls into his lap like a red apple fell onto Sir Isaac Newton's head, he'll take it and use it to his best benefit. But the thing Alastor finds a little bit pathetic about himself is that, unfortunately, he IS also an Altruist. Besides, sometimes replanting that apple, making it grow and thrive, could bring him more benefits than gorging on it the second he gets it.

    Written after s2e5 and s2s6 aired! So spoilers up to then, but not for future episodes!

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    25 Feb 2026

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    Vox is a lucky man; he’s happily married to the love of his life. Alastor has finally left his life as an Overlord and Radio Host behind, to be a housewife.


    Dead Dove. Horror. Stepford Wives-vibes.

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    25 Feb 2026

  7. Public Bookmark 39

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    Lucifer’s pet snake, Goldie, keeps running off to spend time with Alastor. And Lucifer isn’t salty about it at all, really! But when Goldie starts spending more time with Alastor then with Lucifer, the king of hell and the radio demon decide to have a little chat.

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    25 Feb 2026

  8. Public Bookmark 51

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    Hell had given Alastor many new things.

    The pain, however, had followed him from Earth. It was rather cruel, but Alastor supposed it was fair given the location. What kind of Hell wouldn’t doom you to an eternity of your most hated living attribute, after all?

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    25 Feb 2026

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    Lilith was finally returning to Hell and Charlie had big plans to get her parents back together. It would be super romantic, since her mom had chosen Valentine's Day, the most romantic holiday, so surely she wanted that, too! And her dad has been longing for her for so long ... Charlie is sure it would be a huge success and all of Hell would celebrate the return of the royal couple! However, unknown to her, Lucifer had finally found his soulmate and was not letting go. Not that his soulmate had any such inclinations, either.

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    24 Feb 2026

  10. Public Bookmark 22

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    Lucifer is addicted to his deer. That's it. And he gets what he wants.

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    24 Feb 2026

  11. Public Bookmark 96

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    Lucifer accidentally slips up and tells the other sins that he is back on the market, not only that but he is engaged once more! The sins are baffled and demand to meet their new in-law to which Lucifer reluctantly caves into doing.

     

    So with a pep talk from Charlie and reassurance from his fiancée Alastor, the two set off on a journey throughout hell to meet the other sins. With Alastor being Alastor, can anything go wrong?

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    22 Feb 2026

  12. Public Bookmark 53

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    Dating Lucifer had changed little, and that was how he preferred it. If only he weren’t the one changing in the oddest of ways. Was that…? Did he just chirp?

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    22 Feb 2026

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    In the wake of Vox's failed holy war, the Pride Ring recovers. The Overlords are quiet as mice, sinners are continuing with their lives, the Hazbin Hotel has more guests than ever and the Radio Demon's name is whispered in fear and awe once again. Only this time, it's not for the same reasons as before.

    Or: Hell witnessed Alastor break two deals on live television. This has consequences. Cue hordes of sinners coming to him for contract advice. Sometimes not even just sinners.

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    22 Feb 2026

  14. Public Bookmark 38

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    Lucifer’s snake, for some unholy reason, had become fond of Alastor.

    Chaos ensues.

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    Or, Lucifer and his snake are more alike than he realizes.

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    22 Feb 2026

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    The thing is, Alastor doesn't know if this plan was an onset of mania or genious, but he was going to see it through to the end. If nothing else, he plans to die a free soul, no more strings attached.

    Written right after s2e4 aired! So spoilers up to then, but not for future episodes! Mentions of all the nasty things done by the Vees in the episode, so fair warning.

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    18 Feb 2026

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    In the battle against the exorcists, Alastor isn’t strong enough to flee; only to hide in the shadows, while he holds himself together. He witnesses Charlie’s fall to the roof, and how powerless she is against Adam. And in that moment, Alastor has a choice to make.

    Alastor chooses foolishly.

    Choices, however they’re made, always have consequences. And these ones are exceptionally far-reaching.

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    16 Feb 2026

  17. Public Bookmark 21

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    Alastor is a menace of society and likes to go to the human world and pretend to be a not deer to scare people

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    15 Feb 2026

  18. Public Bookmark 62

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    All sinners experience their death all over again every year without fault, it's unavoidable, agonizing and not a pretty sight

    When Charlie opened the hotel she forgot this little detail 

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    15 Feb 2026

  19. Public Bookmark 24

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    Alastor is staring up at Angel with large doe eyes, looking so fucking innocent that Angel has a difficult time connecting this human with the cold-blooded Radio Demon.

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    Post season 2 finale. After a long shift at Val's studio, Angel Dust crosses paths with a remarkably human sinner. However, complications soon arise when it's quickly revealed that this is human is Alastor.

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    15 Feb 2026

  20. Public Bookmark 96

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    Charlie and Vaggie are in Heaven.

    Charlie's friends are having a night on the town.

    It's the perfect time for Lucifer to confront Alastor about his oh-so obvious allegiance with Heaven.

    Unfortunately Alastor continues to surprise him.

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    15 Feb 2026

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