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"Blazing Trails" is a Nice Way of Saying "Getting Lost" by oh_lizardo
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
19 Nov 2018
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Jeongguk's frat has a lit as shit winter retreat in the woods.
Taehyung heads to the forest to find inspiration for his senior art portfolio.
They find each other while lost as fuck.
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"Oh! Oh I can't believe she would just walk out like that!" Yoongi could see his mouth performing some unfortunate downward tugging thing, like fish hooks had caught him in the corners. "God this is just so awful. Next one's on the house."
Yoongi had, in the past hour, seen more drinks given on the house than otherwise.
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Yoongi meets Hobi, the world's (most sympathetic) worst barkeep.
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Illuminate Me by Half_SubmergedinPurgatory
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Iron Man (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe
02 May 2018
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Tony isn't a healthy man. He's fine with that, really. It makes perfect sense. Unfortunately, he has a job to do that kind of has his health as a major requirement. So he unmakes himself, remakes the Accords, protects every single child super that enters his field of view, and hopes ferociously that the Avengers never come back to the US. He doesn't spend any time at all rebuilding Bucky Barnes' life. Not a single second. Anything he does that contributes to him is simply an accident.
Bucky is a patient man. It's ok if Tony wants to ignore him for now. He won't be able to forever.
(Somewhere in the world, a sense of dread crawls up the back of Tony's spine)
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- Part 1 of Illuminate Me
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doomed to repeat (or are we?) by itsthechocopuff
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies)
13 Feb 2026
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after dying in space, Tony wakes up - still dying - in Siberia.
bitter, tired, determined and six years younger, he sets out to make some noise.
(or: Tony schmoozes, gains allies, adopts all the kids, kicks ass, falls in love, and saves the world. again.)
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Shawn goes to investigate something alone.
Shawn doesn't come back from it alive. He doesn't come back totally dead though, either. And he makes a shockingly natural vampire, which is actually pretty concerning... and alongside the revelation that he actually is psychic, and has been his whole life?
He's just glad Gus knows enough to freak out alongside him, really- and that Lassie and Jules know enough to keep Gus and themselves safe. Just in case. ... He's pretty sure he's fine, though. Dealing with everything very well. Not slowly losing his mind at all.
Probably.
Maybe.
Hopefully.
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“I should’ve come over sooner. Maybe I would’ve changed my mind knowing my dad has been a homophobic asshole since, what? How long have you been together, the ’90s?”
The room froze. Forks stilled. Wilson went pale, panic flickering across his face. House, by contrast, leaned back in his chair with an amused smirk, clearly entertained by the assumption.or, when Wilson’s niece comes out, his defense spirals into pretending he’s in a relationship with House, complicating the family dynamics before his nephew’s wedding.
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It seems, oddly enough, that Gregory House lives to annoy you. He takes 'arseholish boss' to the next level.
Wake up in the morning, ready to have breakfast, and drive to the hospital where you both work?
Nope, you're getting a text that says you're late to his impromptu 4:30 AM meeting where he's had the 'breakthrough of the century' on the team's latest case.Get your hair cut and walk into work, for once feeling confident?
Nope, he's saying that he would have done a better job blinded, hands tied and going through Vicodin withdrawals.Finally, 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺, prove him wrong and attempt to wipe the cockiness off his face?
Nope, you're simply slow because you didn't get to your diagnosis quicker and weak-willed because you didn't fight him for it in the beginning.Everything House does infuriates you, and it seems everything you do infuriates him.
No wonder you end up pinned to the wall of your apartment and groping him like your life depends on. And knowing House, it very may well.