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  1. Summary

    A series of completely unconnected short stories and one shots for the BBC Merlin.
    [ These were originally posted to my Wattpad, but minorly edited ]

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  1. Public Bookmark 7

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    “So many cases I’ve wished I could communicate with a victim, and now I finally can, and he’s got nothing! And he’s annoying!”

    After a murdered tarot card reader leaves Shawn with the ability to speak to the dead, Shawn scrambles to solve two cases at once in order to free himself from the spirit that has possessed him. Unfortunately, there's more to murder than meets the eye, and there are few things more distracting than a ghost in your brain.

    My gift to ClumsyCake_AKA_REDACTED for the 2025 Psych Secret Santa Fic Exchange (aka the Secret Santa Debacle of 2025)! Thanks for the prompt!

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    25 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 37

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    It’s not until after making the whole scene at the restaurant that Shawn concludes that he might have, possibly, just maybe, been more than barely poisoned.

    He comes to that conclusion, as any great detective would, while he’s careening face-first towards the police station floor.

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    22 Feb 2026

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    Arthur turned around, stomach churning at the thought of living the rest of his life without Merlin by his side. Merlin was his constant, his steady presence forever a guiding light.

    And now he was gone.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    "Your mother made me make my own pie with her yesterday." He said, sitting up to glare. "What is it with your family? Why do none of you respect nobles?" He said and Merlin dropped the plate of food he was carrying. "...I hate you." He sighed, staring at his food bouncing on the ground with a loud clatter. "I should hire your mother as my servant. She wouldn't drop my food." He added with a fierce nod.

    "My mother is here?" He asked and Arthur paused.

    "You haven’t seen her?"

    "No. Fuck. It’s finally happening." He whispered. Arthur stared, absolutely baffled. "She’s come to kill me." He explained and dashed towards the door to peer outside.

    "What?" Arthur snorted. "Merlin. Your mother can be very firm, but she’s not the killing type. She is too softhearted for such things." He said and Merlin slammed the door shut, leaning against the wood as if barricading it.

    "If you're not careful you'll be next."

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    Hunith occasionally visits Camelot. Arthur thinks she’s wonderful...Sometimes.

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    18 Feb 2026

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    In a world where Arthur and Merlin never went to Ealdor, Merlin is home visiting his mum. People soon are getting annoyed about all his talk about this Arthur chap, they don't believe for a second that Merlin of all people could be close to the king. Until the king pays a visit.

    Written for prompt #87 at Merlin Muses Prompt Fest

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    17 Feb 2026