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Six years.
One bet.
Too many emotions for one manor to contain.When Slytherin House raises its chaos quotient to astronomical levels, the Malfoys learn that found family comes with noise, pastries, and far too much honesty.
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- Part 1 of Elegant Chaos - The Crackfic Chronicles
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21 Nov 2025
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After her father died in the Battle of Hogwarts, Pansy Parkinson believed she was free. Three months before her twenty-fourth birthday, however, her guardian is found and invokes her ancient family rites to issue an ultimatum. Forced to choose between the loss of any autonomy or of her magic itself, she has exactly one loophole.
Marriage to Neville Longbottom.
But as she grows to know her new husband, she realizes that he's nothing like the boy she used to bully in school. Unfortunately, some wizards will stop at nothing for revenge and Pansy has to decide how much she can ask of the man she convinced to marry her.
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- Part 2 of The Rite
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18 Nov 2025
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Auror Draco Malfoy suffers a mishap that renders him alarmingly altered.
Lead Healer Hermione Granger has never been one to step down from a challenge, though this tentacle-y little problem may be the first to actually get the best of her.
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08 Jun 2025
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Heavily pregnant Hermione moves in with Draco Malfoy only to find him the most irritating, sexually promiscuous SOB she's ever had to deal with. He can't help simping over her big round belly and falling even more in love with her than he already was. Enemies to lovers. Step-Daddy vibes. Heaps of smutty, snarky tension.
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10 Mar 2025
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What if the Deathly Hallows was done differently?
What if some of the bad guys were not so bad?
What if there was a lot more collaboration and communication?
What if Draco ends up on the run with the Golden Trio?Rules:
Please do not tell Rodolphus where Severus hides the good wine.
Please do not cast Muffliato spells around Phineas.
Please do not tell Draco he is about to go camping.Series
- Part 1 of Oops! I Joined The Good Guys Series
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- English
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- 25/25
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24 Feb 2025