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“Do I look like I’m kidding?”
She does not look like she’s kidding, but this is going too far, even for her. “Jessica, you can’t tell me what to do with my social life.”
One perfectly manicured eyebrow shoots up. “I can when your lack of discretion hurts my business. I don’t care who it is, I don’t even care if you like them. But if you’re at an event on firm time, you better have someone by your side.”
The hard flint of her eyes tells him she’s not backing down. Because this isn’t about Geoff Humphries and his busybody wife, not really. This is about proving she can still control him. More punishment for Gerald Tate, for not hiring an associate—
Hey, wait. Now that’s an idea.
Or: It's a fake dating AU!
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04 Mar 2026
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Bill's a funny guy- he is- but sometimes he takes it a step too far.
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18 Dec 2025
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Dipper Pines just wanted his, and his family's, suffering to end. After a suicide attempt, Bill decides to step in and help Dipper with his depression. But as always, his help comes at a price. And Dipper definitely pays the price.
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18 Dec 2025
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Duality of Man (RadioStatic/MurderMedia/VoxAl) by Wink_Wonk_Wank_Wenk
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
04 Dec 2025
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He’s only ever been a fan of himself, that is, until he meets Alastor.
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- Part 1 of Wink's RadioStatic Fics
- Part 3 of Wink's Best Fics
- Part 1 of Wink's "Of Man" Series
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17 Dec 2025
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Nothing about Seongje made sense: not his words, not his actions, not his motives.
One day he’d claim he hated dogs; the next, he’d show up at Hyuntak’s place in the middle of the night holding a stray puppy and saying the two of them looked terribly alike. He'd smash Hyuntak’s face until it turned into a complete mess, and then stick colorful bandages onto the scratches, smoothing cold ointment over dark bruises with a tenderness that didn’t belong to him at all.
He'd say he was leaving forever, yet he always came back.
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Hyuntak loves Seongje and hates himself for it.