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“David writes his soulmate like a faithful soldier writes home to his wife during the war,” Nixon continued. “Except his wife has never met him, doesn't know they’re married, and ignores all of his letters.”
Almost breathlessly, Joe asked, “What did you say his last name was?”
Or, Joe and David are soulmates but Joe refuses to acknowledge it. Chaos and angst ensue. -
Marlene's Guide to Fake Dating and Fixing Your Reputation by orangemuffins
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Feb 2020
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As soon as he had turned away, Lily slumped in her chair with her head in her hands. “Jeez. There’s no way I’m going to get a date again, now that Benji Fenwick has declared me as undesirable and as experienced as an eleven year old.”
“That’s not true,” James said indignantly. “Benji’s a douchebag. And any real man wouldn’t care about stuff like that.”
“Exactly!” Alice jumped in, suddenly eager. “You need to find someone who likes you for who you are, someone who's always been there for you, even if you’ve never noticed.”
After Benjy Fenwick breaks up with Lily, she's lost hope of ever getting a date again. Her reputation is completely ruined—she's inexperienced and uptight. Thankfully, Lily's friends have the perfect plan: pretend to date James Potter and get some experience! It's a perfect plan to fix her reputation... right? -
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Harry sighed. “Like the way she holds her teacups, with both hands and close to her face. Or how she laughs so hard when she’s telling a story that she’s gasping and crying and can’t even get the words out. Or - the way she looks when she’s cooking, her face all pinched up in concentration and focus. Stuff like that made me fall in love with her.”
Ginny decided to make her childhood dreams come true by making Harry hers for just one day. But days turned into weeks, and suddenly they're engaged. Ginny administers the love potion every night so Harry doesn't fall out of love with her. One day, Ginny is injured and she can no longer give the potion to Harry. She thinks her relationship is doomed... but is it?
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Shane can't force his eyes away from the text on his screen. Remember a few months ago when you almost pissed yourself/ Want to try again and see if you can finish sucking me off this time before peeing. Shane know he should shut this down immediately, but he can feel his mind start to wonder and well he doesn't say no.
Or Shane and Ilya accidently discover they both have a piss kink and this is about them exploring it throughout the years of their relationship.
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when montreal is pitted against boston once again, cliff marleau finds himself knocking at shane hollander’s hotel room door with an apology for laying him out last time their teams met. only, hayden pike opens the door with a scowl on his face.
(my dear reader, smut does, in fact, ensue.)
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While out at a club in New York to celebrate Pike and Jackie's joint bachelor/bachelorette party Shane runs into someone unexpected, Cliff Marleau. Feeling hurt and petty after having been ghosted by Ilya for the past six months Shane decides to hook up with Marleau.
Ilya is back in Russia and regrets having ghosted Shane. He thinks he will have time to fix things, to make things right, once he returns to Boston in the fall. What Ilya doesn't expect is to return only to find out Shane and Marleau are now in a relationship.
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Even Scores by DrtLilRhod
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
31 Jan 2026
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Rozanov's not the only perceptive hockey player. Scott Hunter had thought he'd found someone who would understand.
Or what happens when Scott and Shane get a coffee after the brawl.
Or two times Scott misunderstands Shane and one time he understands Ilya.
Or when Scott is fed up with these two gay rivals.Series
- Part 1 of Trial and Tribulations of Scott Hunter
- Part 2 of Ilya, Ill-loved
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headfirst into shallow pools by facingthenorthwind (spacegandalf), StormVandal
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
20 Feb 2026
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Shane returns from the showers to find the locker room far more animated than when he left it. Everyone has their phones out, and when he sees Shane coming, JJ says, “Câlisse, Hollander, about fucking time! Ilya Rozanov got caught kissing a man.”
After the tuna melt debacle, but before Rose, Ilya makes the reckless decision to go to a gay bar to take his mind off of Shane. When photographs get published, Shane has a realization and devises a plan: he's going to ask Ilya Rozanov to marry him.
Ilya's going through enough without things he can't have being dangled in front of him. He needs to figure out a different way to avoid going home, because eventually Shane Hollander will realize what Ilya already knows: Ilya isn't worth what Shane wants to do for him.