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    When he was seven years old, Shane Hollander was briefly lost at an airport. Luckily, the kindness of a stranger ensured he made it back to his parents safely, putting an end to a terrifying three hours for the Hollanders. It takes twenty years (and one heated rivalry) for Shane to learn the name of his rescuer. It takes twenty years for Ilya to learn his wish had already come true.

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    15 Mar 2026

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    ...and satisfaction brought it back.

    Ilya looks down at himself, and where he expects to see the fit body of a hockey player, he sees fur. He tries to push himself up, heart pounding in his ears, but he can’t get his feet--paws under him, his gravity feels off, his head spins, and he squeezes his eyes shut, this can’t be real he thinks.

    He wills himself to actually wake up, thinking this must be some weird fucked up dream, but when he opens his eyes again, he’s still looking down at paws. His paws, fuck, he has paws.

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    Or, Ilya gets turned into a cat--it's a mostly miserable experience for everyone (him).

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    08 Mar 2026

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    “Jar!” Hayes calls out from across the room.

    “What? We didn’t even do anything!” Shane insists, rather indignantly.

    “Oh, please. You can’t look at each other like that and call it nothing. I know that look - I have a wife.”

    “So I can’t look at my husband now?” Ilya whines. “This is workplace bullying!”

     

    (Or, the Centaurs get Ilya and Shane a PDA jar. It doesn’t work.)

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    16 Feb 2026

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    your fave is problematic - yourfaveisproblematic.tumblr.com/post/6453061/ilya-rozanov

    Admin note: POST IS WIP
    1. Admitted to using the f-slur during his rookie year in the NHL and doubled down with ableist remarks on Twitter.
    2. He’s a stalinist and supports the unlawful slaughter of children.
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    rozanovdefender replied to yourfaveisproblematic
    “the unlawful slaughter of children” YOU MEAN THE ROMANOVS??

    habsbluntrotation reblogged ⇄ yourfaveisproblematic
    girl not to be a bolshevik on main but the romanovs sorta deserved that one

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    Ilya Rozanov lands himself on yourfaveisproblematic for—well, quite a few reasons.

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    15 Feb 2026

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    Anonymous asked:
    imagine this is your first olympic game and your opponents are the Red Menace and the Wasian Terror

    ridetheinvisiblepuck replied:
    i don’t have to imagine i can hear the rattling of the chains tying clara to the net 

    hockeysucchiaggio reblogged ⇄ ridetheinvisiblepuck
    #this is like watching a national geographic doc #where two lions are performing some fucked up mating dance #while slaughtering a herd of zebras

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    Canada faces Italy in the first preliminary match of the men's hockey tournament at the Olympics, and Ilya is not pleased that Shane has noticed the Italian goalie. What follows: a bad loss, the great condom shortage of the Winter Olympics, and an excommunication.

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    15 Feb 2026