paradoxes
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Donghyuck is convinced that Mark is a wizard because he thinks it's impossible for him to be in love with Mark without being cast by a spell.
Or alternatively, the reason behind The Famous Summer Fight of 2017.
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Code for simplistic site skin for AO3.
Full code, with explanation on what everything does, so anyone can be able to customize it to their liking.
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27 Feb 2026
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Tighnari’s tail swishes with visible frustration. “He buys you your favourite food after you guys have had a fight. He drives you to places, takes care of you when you’re ill, and covers you in blankets when you fall asleep in the living room.”
Kaveh hums to show Tighnari that he’s still listening.
“Sometimes, you do his laundry. You were the one who decorated his entire place, you have customized house keys, you have the spare for his car, and both your brushes can be found in the same cup.”
Kaveh sighs. He knows how it sounds, but this is completely normal. It’s what they’ve always done. “Tighnari, babe, what’s the point you’re trying to make?”
“Kaveh, if this is your idea of platonic, then Cyno and I are practically strangers!” Tighnari exclaims.
Alhaitham and Kaveh are just two totally platonic roommates. Platonic™, with a capital P. (Jury’s still out, though.)
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21 Nov 2025
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For some reason, random students he’s never met before are approaching Kaveh and displaying exceedingly friendly behavior. Little does he know, they’re all Haravatat students operating under the pretense of a certain rumor about him and another professor.
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21 Nov 2025
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“Whyever in the world would you be retiring? You’re barely thirty.”
“Extenuating circumstances,” Alhaitham says. “I wanted an opportunity to get my affairs in order.”
“Your affairs? What, are you—”
“I’m sick, Kaveh. Haven’t you noticed?”
“The coughing. Sure.” Kaveh swallows, then keeps talking like he didn’t just exhibit such an obvious nervous tell. “So, you’re sick. Is that any reason to upend your life? I understand needing to take the time to get better, but—”
“I am not going to get better. I am going to get worse, and then I am going to die,” Alhaitham says plainly.
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20 Nov 2025
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The Lord Sangemah Bay's love potion for her most discerning of customers by AppleSharon
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
13 Nov 2022
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“You despise my idealism,” Kaveh says matter-of-factly. “Vehemently and quite publicly with no small amount of vitriol.”
“See it as a result of our disagreements then,” Alhaitham counters. “My mind hasn’t been as sharp without you to argue with.”
Kaveh has never despised his own body more than in this moment. His cheeks flush unbidden and he feels a warm tug in his chest at something that’s hardly a compliment.
Dori sells Kaveh a love potion (under duress). Annoyed with Alhaitham, Kaveh slips it in his coffee one morning only to discover that Alhaitham's behaviour doesn't change at all...
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20 Nov 2025