passiveinsane
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High school freshman Alfred Jones doesn’t know how to feel about the fact that his ex-bully turned maybe-crush Ivan Braginski… waits for him.
prompt(s): redemption
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didn’t know what i wanted (should’ve known what i would probably get) by passiveinsane
Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)
18 Nov 2025
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"Alfred currently sat staring at a wall on his too-hard too-lumpy dorm mattress because he was going to take the fall for an unfortunate group project. A group project he’d been in with another friend of his, a too-shady Russian man who he could admit had started out as an enemy. Even as Alfred awaited the inevitable phone call proclaiming he was getting expelled and had to leave posthaste. A half-packed suitcase on the bed told of Alfred’s half-functional efforts to jump the gun.
The clothing strewn around the floor in a circle around the suitcase told of his (lack of) success."
prompts: permanent marker, disorientation
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Alfred has some fun feelings about press conferences. So does America. (There shouldn't be a difference between them, but there is.)
prompt: live-streamed torture
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Alfred gets sick. The grind of corporate America stops for no one, and its personification is no exception.
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Alfred gets kidnapped by a cult! What could go wrong?
prompts: insignia, forced retirement, never enough
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passiveinsane tries their very best @ whumptober 2025 by passiveinsane
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hetalia (Anime & Manga), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Nov 2025
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originally 1 big fic, now a series of tiny ones. yippee
original note: hi y'all, this is just to post something for whumptober. very few of these will be edited and even fewer will be more than 1K words. i'm just trying to get myself to write more.
as of 11/18/2025: discontinued at 17/31 (academia has obliterated my ass)
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i'm gonna get on my knees, come and kick me in the face please by passiveinsane
Fandom Hetalia (Anime & Manga)
13 Oct 2025
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Alfred should learn to shut up, or someone is going to do it for him.
title from "Lipstick Covered Magnet" by The Front Bottoms
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Status: FAILED
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Whumptober 2020 by passiveinsane
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
18 Oct 2020
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whumptober 2020 by freak | cats- wish me luck
marked as complete because im probably not gonna pick it up again- Words:
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Death of the Author by Hayate for emotionalmorphine
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Mar 2026
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Shang Qinghua and Mobei Jun are finally officially courting. It should be smooth sailing now, right? Well, no. Airplane discovers a threat that can endanger the whole world's existence. A threat he is to blame for. And that is only one of his problems.
This is a standalone story.
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- Part 3 of Moshang Fan Comics
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Bookmarked by passiveinsane
09 Oct 2025
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Im going to combust
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"of course airplane invented coffee in ancient china. did you doubt him?" author please my sides hurt
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In another universe Azmuth creates not the Omnitrix, a tool for peaceful understanding, but instead the Chaquetrix, a tool for more...intimate purposes.
None of that matters though as it falls into the hands of an oblivious, superhero worshipping kid named Ben Tennyson.
Now Ben sets out to use its collection of powerful female aliens to be the hero he always dreamed of being.
Now if only they can make it through the summer without driving his grandfather and cousin insane.
No Smut.
To be Max and Gwen is to suffer.
The Chaquetrix concept was created by Trix(@TrixTheAlien) over on Twitter.- Language:
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12 Sep 2025
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““Hmm? That scent…who is the young male?” Wild-Gal tensed up at the question.
“Mine. That’s all you need to know” she snarled, the pair scoffed in return.
“So selfish” one snickered. “What, are you afraid that if he has a ‘real’ mate he’ll cast you aside like the runt you are?” the second asked mockingly.
Wild-Gal, in her opinion, handled the situation with professionalism and grace.
"Do you think it’s going well-DAMN!” Phil cried out, the four wincing as Wild-Gal launched one of the older aliens into the air with a sudden uppercut."
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"(“Stranger danger alien gibberish~”) she purred, Ben blinking in surprise “Uh, what?”"
-----------ben's intentions being 100% innocent all of the time (and literally NOBODY else's) is the pinnacle of my humor. he has no idea what's going on, he just knows it's awesome, and i am having the time of my life watching the chaos unfold. yeah, he's probably going to get mobbed. yeah, i'm incredibly concerned for some upcoming episodes. however this is absolutely 100% a recipe for me having a FANTABULOUS time.
update oh my gods gwen x charmcaster? hello? hello can anyone hear me when i scream loudly and long
also, this is written SO well 10/10 thank you author
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There's a new assignment that needs to be completed for Muggle Studies during the summer
You know how in some schools they do that assignment where you get a doll or an egg (In my school it was a plant) and have to take care of it likr it's a baby? This fic is that
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Bookmarked by passiveinsane
22 Sep 2024
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BEAUTIFUL. Genuinely so lovely."i make the tree automatically change if things happen" okay lmao
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"You must be careful, young man. I sense a sinister energy surrounding you. There's something from beyond this world clinging to you, and it could attach itself if you don't act quickly."
Till waves her off with a sigh. "That's just my husband," he replies wearily.
The soul of Till's fiancé returns from the grave to keep him company. Numb from the inside out, it's a mad experience all throughout for Till.
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02 Mar 2026
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pls don't ask me how ivan got resurrected. the yaoi gods and his sheer will brought him back
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Song of the Yggdrasill by Valerie_Vancollie
Fandom Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Norse Religion & Lore, Thor (Movies)
22 Oct 2022
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This series follows the AU where Loki from Thor: The Dark World was able to contact Loki from Thor in order to warn him about what is to come and caution him to maintain his cool.
This allows the younger Loki to maintain his cool while king, which changes everything.
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