peterickswhore
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Frat boys are easily Patrick's least favourite people and being caught in one of Pete's pranks only confirms that view but Pete doesn't intend to make things that easy for him
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Sometimes all Pete needs is to be bent over and have the narcissism fucked out of him which Joe is more than happy to do
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Patrick greatly regrets letting Andy and Joe sign him up for speed dating but maybe he'll find someone to make it worth the time
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Wanting to get in your best friends step fathers pants is gross and Patrick knows that but it's just so hard to resist
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Patrick's 16 and convinced he doesn't need a babysitter but changes his mind when he finds out it's Pete
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Zoro tells Sanji how he feels. And then again. and again.
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13 Mar 2026
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Sanji and Zoro share a drink together, but their conversation heads into dangerous territory. Eventually a bet is made, and Sanji has to wonder if it's worth it.
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13 Mar 2026
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Sanji struggles with an injury that prevents him from cooking. Around the same time, Zoro starts to act strange.
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13 Mar 2026
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Sanji discovers Zoro has a type, he's incredibly unhappy to also discover that he falls into it.
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12 Mar 2026
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Fuck, Marry, Kill (or, how Usopp becomes the best matchmaker of the sea without really trying) by adietxt
Fandoms: One Piece
14 Oct 2018
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Everyone wants to marry Zoro. Hypothetically. Sanji can’t believe everyone would pick that useless patch of growing mold over him, and considers killing Zoro. Not hypothetically.
He has a list on why Zoro would be the Worst Husband Ever, not that he spends a lot of time thinking of a (purely hypothetical!) situation where he is married to Zoro, fuck you very much.
(a.k.a, the one where Usopp invented Fuck, Marry, Kill.)
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12 Mar 2026