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main character syndrome by pitchfourk
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
01 Mar 2023
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“I’ll call you everyday,” Wilbur said, Wilbur promised.
He’d patted Tommy’s head and gave the thirteen-year-old that saccharine smile, dripping with honey and oh-so-sweet.
Tommy believed him, of course he did.
or: fic one, where Wilbur kinda sucks.
God, Tommy was so stupid! He couldn’t believe he’d actually been dumb enough to think that when they said they’d be home to celebrate with him, they would be telling him the truth.
He had been waiting for hours for Dad to come home from the office, for Wilbur to get done with a gig, and he’d been waiting weeks for Techno to come back from university.
Stupid, stupid, stupid!
or: fic two, where they all kinda suck except Techno! ft. beeduo
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wheels on the police car go round and round by Lemon_grassem, pitchfourk, Snowsly51ah
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
12 Sep 2022
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Saw a headcanon now I must write.
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“Oh my fucking god, shut the fuck up. Do you know how hard it is to not cuss out every single fucking patron we get because annoying ghosts are too fucking lonely to have a crumb of human decency?” He scowled, fingers gripping the edge of the marble counter tightly.
“You can see me!” Wilbur exclaimed, grin only widening. “I was starting to think you were just really bad at customer service, flipping off all those nice ladies and all.”
“Of course I can fucking see you, your glasses are so ugly they’re basically screaming ‘Look at me! Look at how stupid I make this guy look!’, good fucking god.”
or:
Tommy can see ghosts. Unfortunately, they're incredibly clingy.(or or: that one crimeboys fic i promised juno)
(or or or: i really like ghosts and i missed crimeboys so i wrote them being brothers but also i have no self control so everyone else is there too)
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(Have you any snacks?)
Blood pooled around their feet, a horrible red flowing through the cracks in the tiles, and Ranboo distantly realized that he would have to scrub the floors before he could go home.
The lights were too bright and they were only getting brighter, brighter and brighter and louder and louder and it was too loud, it was too bright, and they were staring right at him and then, they… they made a sound.
It was… it was high pitched, too similar to the sound of the too-bright lights, and more blood gushed out as their too bony shoulders raised and lowered, raised and lowered, and oh.
Oh.
They were laughing.
They were laughing, and they were coming closer, and they smelled like iron and fried circuits and mold.
or:
Ranboo still hasn't gotten any sleep, nor has he quit his job (but with the amount of cleaning he’s had to do recently, he’s definitely tempted).(half edited?)
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- Part 2 of Phobophobia
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(Don't blame me, Don't hate me)
Snow dusted his hair, clothes, and face as it danced in the wind, and Tommy’s sweater was far too thin with far too many holes to provide any semblance of warmth.
The tears streaming down his face froze seconds after their descent.
His lungs’ screams were lost under his own.
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Tommy really doesn't want to be alone. Luckily, he isn't! For a while, that is. Listen, being a vigilante is not as easy as it seems.
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The Adventures of Ranboo and the Eldritch Horrors that Won't Leave Him Alone
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Her daughter is five years old when Ursa realises what she and Ozai have been doing to their children. By each choosing one to bestow with their approval, they’re pitting them against one another. Perhaps Ozai is doing it on purpose, but Ursa isn’t. She resolves to heal the damage she has done.
In which Ursa tries to be a better parent to Azula, and it doesn’t change very much. And then, quite abruptly, it changes everything.
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26 Feb 2026
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area cryptid upset no one bothered to inform him of his tragic backstory by crimsonseekers
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
24 Dec 2020
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“My life is a nightmare,” Dabi muttered blankly.
“Nah, this is hilarious,” Hawks said, and while he wasn’t explicitly laughing, Dabi knew that those weird little chirps he was letting out were pointed at him. “Imagine if we go through all this effort and you don’t even have some sort of dramatic background or tragic backstory to justify you being this emo, you’re just a hot topic junkie or something.”
“That’s fucking worse.”
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Dabi has amnesia and keeps reading conspiracy theories about himself in an attempt to figure out who he is, gets the League in on it, and they dismantle organized crime, revolutionize society, and ravage the hero system in the process. Hawks suffers.
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03 Feb 2026
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Danger First by Marsalias for pocketramblr
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
13 Jul 2025
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What if the first quirk in One for All to activate wasn't the power stockpile, but Danger Sense?
Now with a TV Tropes page! https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/DangerFirst
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25 Jan 2026
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Whatever carefully blank expression Lestat is trying on disappears like a slap. “Armand made a fledgling. Why would he do that?” Lestat asks.
“Oh, you know,” Louis says, watching the three dots of a new text pop up. “He knew Daniel was… important to me.”
He means to say it with rueful annoyance, as if to say, “so he ruined him.” But as Daniel’s text comes in—the most important question I should have asked you in that fucking interview: where do you buy coke in Dubai?—Louis’s voice trails off, his words maybe lacking some of the bite.
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Lestat misunderstands what Daniel is to Louis and tries to be a champ about it. Meanwhile Louis rediscovers his drug of choice—Lestat.
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26 Dec 2025
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While Mighty Oaks Do Fall by WitchofEndor for distractedKat
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
26 Sep 2024
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High Sage Kenji blesses Fire Prince Zuko with the resilience of the reed, who bends in the wind and never breaks. When he is done, Fire Prince Ozai narrows his eyes, seemingly displeased by this blessing. But Kenji does not speak for himself; he is only a vessel.
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The newly-crowned Fire Lord Ozai offers his firstborn son to service in the temple.
This turns out to be a catastrophic mistake.
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10 Dec 2025