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dickdickdick: I feel that if Jane were secretly a technical genius a lot of our problems might have been solved faster
asshole: u could have hacked my grades and made them straight As
analparrish: nobody would believe that anything about you was straight
asshole: fuck you
analparrish: you want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid
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great expectations by plantmajor
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Spider-Man - All Media Types
21 Jan 2019
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Spiderman didn’t have to take tests or quizzes, he wore a suit, he could do super cool flips, he saved lives, and he could do everything Peter Parker could or couldn’t do. Spiderman didn’t go to highschool. He was more confident, saved lives, didn’t have to take tests or do homework or finish projects. Spiderman had expectations on him too, but his freedom made it worth it.
Spiderman had a freedom Peter Parker could never touch.
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Jake Peralta 3/25/14
Brooklyn, NY 0:26
Transcript: “Supppppp Santiago! May or may not have sent you another drunk text. Don’t ask. Charles ordered a lot at Olive Garden so that’s some context behind that. please don’t share it. Please. I won’t call you boring for like a year. Don’t let Gina see it. Thanks.” -
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(12:29 PM): [ betterthankeith→ “detective furry is on the case” ]
betterthankeith: nose
betterthankeith: lol i just typed that with my nose
kogayne: penisor, another one of those voltron chat fics
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- Part 3 of who gave lance a phone
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look so good i might die (all i know is everybody loves me) by plantmajor
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Spider-Man - All Media Types
07 May 2018
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Once again, Peter Parker has left Michelle Jones speechless.
She knows he’s probably just confused. He’s an idiot and drunk and he is not the best with feelings so he’s either confused or lying (except he has tells, and he didn’t do any of them; he didn’t bite his lip or twiddle his fingers or cough awkwardly or stammer but those are his tells so she probably didn’t notice when he did them).
There is no way on Earth that Peter fucking Parker, certified nerd who moonlights in spandex in his free time, has a crush on her. Plus, like mentioned before, he’s drunk, so who knows?
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- Part 2 of "it's kind of a touchy subject."
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hawkmoth and his side adventures
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"it's kind of a touchy subject." by plantmajor
Fandom Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
07 May 2018
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the voltron gang should not have a group chat and not to call myself God but the God of this fanfiction (me) still gave them it
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Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death by Charlotte_Stant for sophiahelix
Fandoms: The Lottery - Shirley Jackson, The New Yorker RPF
24 Dec 2025
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The picturesque village of Buell, Maine is one of the last in the United States to continue the tradition of the “harvest” or “prosperity” lottery. Its residents insist the lottery makes them stronger, even as condemnation from outsiders grows.
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07 Jan 2026
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hit me where it hurts by residentrookie
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
14 Dec 2025
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Ilya takes a nasty hit on the ice, but it's nothing he hasn't brushed off before. Or at least, that's what he thought.
Off the ice, Shane finds himself overwhelmed with the unexpected complications of Ilya's injury.
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18 Dec 2025
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Attempt 83 out of 83 by sibknee
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Feb 2025
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In which Aziraphale tries to be a damsel in distress to get Crowley's attention. And has to deal with the French.
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Jean Moreau tries not to think about his soulmate. In theory, he must have one, somewhere. The first time Jean Moreau plays against the USC Trojans, Jeremy Knox speaks to him, and his world explodes into color. As a Raven, Jean knows that having a soulmate is more of a liability than a gift, so what if he decides to not speak to his soulmate at all?
Soulmate AU where everyone's vision is in black and white until your soulmate speaks to you.
Bookmarked by plantmajor
21 Feb 2025
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YES YES YES! can't wait for every chapter... you guys don't even know this is too good...!!!!!!
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The Reinvention of Tony Stark by losingmymindtonight
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
11 Aug 2019
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"There are a lot of things you worry about when meeting Iron Man, and there are even more things you worry about when meeting Tony Stark."
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From playboy to the pinnacle of heroism: Tony Stark's life has been anything but quiet. In his first face-to-face interview since wielding the Infinity Stones, Iron Man lets the public in on a glimpse of his life as a retired superhero and stay-at-home dad.- Language:
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Bookmarked by plantmajor
02 Jan 2020
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“Why did you choose me?” I asked, hand paused on my door’s handle. “You’ve denied every other reporter’s request for an interview, so what made you pick me?”
He smirked. The streetlight glinted off his metal arm.
“I didn’t,” he said. “Peter did.”
He patted the roof of my car, then stepped away.
“Drive safe.”