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Confessions of Love (That Ain’t Never Gonna Come) by pleaseignorethis
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
03 Sep 2023
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Hal should’ve known better than to underestimate the man. This was Bruce Wayne, and Hal Jordan knew exactly two things about Bruce Wayne with absolute certainty:
1. He’s Batman.
2. He’s breathtakingly gorgeous.And honestly, Hal was only 97 percent sure on that first thing.
Hal and Bruce have casual sex. And then they have it again... and again... and again... and they might hold hands a few times... and talk about their feelings...
But it's definitely very, very casual.
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Promises You Can’t Keep by pleaseignorethis
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
10 Jul 2023
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“The kid refuses to wear real protection, for fuck’s sake,” Batman continued. “Robin insists on wearing that damn leotard to fight gang members that have been in prison longer than he’s been alive. He was reciting statistics to me the other day about Gotham’s homicide rate.
“He’s a child, Kal. He shouldn’t even know the word homicide. He should be memorizing state capitols and the difference between stalactites and stalagmites. All I want is to swaddle him in bubble wrap and Kevlar and full-length pants, but he won’t let me.”
Or:
No, Clark, Batman is not trying to create child soldiers. Yes, he might be doing it by accident.
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I Wanna Marry a Lighthouse Keeper by pleaseignorethis
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
08 Jan 2023
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After Tartarus, Annabeth isn’t okay. She knows she’s not okay—how could she not? But she’s also scared of asking for help and risking the possibility that nothing can make it better.
Or: Annabeth has a panic attack in her high school bathroom and reflects on her pain.
Or (even more accurately): Annabeth is having an absolutely terrible time.
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the alex4lunch chronicles by sherryvalli
Fandom Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
30 Jan 2026
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23 Feb 2026
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Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.
Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.
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- Part 6 of my heated rivalry anon fics
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21 Feb 2026
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summer's end is around the bend by millcrs (remoose)
Fandoms: Succession (TV 2018), Stranger Things (TV 2016)
17 Jun 2023
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Here’s the deal: Steve got, like, stuck under the mall fire for an indeterminate amount of time. Nobody’s really saying much about it, at least not that Roman can get a read on.
Steve’s no longer a mushy kid running around in nothing but a diaper and one of Shiv’s training bras; he’s perfected the classic Roy veneer: a thick shell that’s made impenetrable by the cold looks, the biting, vicious words, the tearing people down and down and down until they can’t get back up again.
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- Part 2 of no real person involved
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21 Feb 2026
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Something Else by AnonVale
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
05 Sep 2023
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Anthony doesn’t even have a chance to knock on the balcony door before it’s flying open. Peter’s form is half blurred as he darts across his shoebox apartment, tugging a ratty hoodie on while simultaneously picking discarded laundry off the floor with his feet. Anthony presses the metal space on his chest that hides the reactor from view, sending the pieces of the suit into storage and resetting any surrounding security cameras in the same motion.
“Hey kiddo,” Peter says, voice muffled by grey fabric. “Is it Tuesday already?”
“Nope,” Anthony makes sure to pop the last syllable as he saunters through the apartment.
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- Part 1 of Heart of Iron
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06 Feb 2026
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Smiling to the Mirror by ambivalentangst for seekrest
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
06 Jan 2022
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Tony Stark meets Flash Thompson at a formal event neither of them wants to be at. He's not exactly expecting to see himself in the kid dressed to the nines and doing calculus at a back table, but life is full of surprises that way.
He's also not expecting the two of them to have a mutual friend, of sorts, but he's good at rolling with the punches—or knives, as it were.
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Or, Tony Stark and Flash Thompson meet without knowing what they have in common, and this leads to some interesting situations.
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- Part 1 of Looking Glasses
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06 Feb 2026