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Stay away from my (not) mother! by Speechless_since_1998
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics), Superman (Movie 2025)
13 Nov 2025
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“How could you let that happen, Dickface? You're the firstborn, you should be taking care of this!” Red Hood screamed, his gun begging to be used. Oh, so it was one of those hallucinations.
He could work on it.
Dick shrugged. “I wasn’t even in Gotham when it happened. The prison break…”
“Screw the prison break, idiot. You let an alien alpha get close to Bruce! What the fuck!”
(Wherein despite everything, Bruce is still the omega who raised Jason, and doesn't tolerate strange aliens coming near his mother.)
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07 Feb 2026
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3 times the Justice League comes to better understand one of their founders, Batman.
(aka, 3 times Jason Todd gets hurt and Bruce Wayne loses his shit)Series
- Part 1 of Mama Bat
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07 Feb 2026
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Why’d It Have To Be Me? by Azrael_S_M
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
24 Jan 2026
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Bruce is late into the sixth month of his accidental pregnancy with Clark’s pup. Having gone most of his Omega years believing himself to be infertile, he and Clark were never careful when they shared their respective heats and ruts together. But something had shifted in Bruce’s biology, be it fate or Clark’s own alien biology, whatever it was, Bruce was now pregnant, and he wasn’t enjoying it.
He loved being pregnant with Clark’s pup, but he longed to not wake up in pain. Humans were never designed to carry Kryptonians, and Bruce was learning that first-hand. Between his morning sickness, his spasming back, his mood shifts, Clark’s new overprotective nature and the heavy pup, Bruce was miserable. The months of pain and suffering had been weighing heavily on him, and one bad day caused it all to come crashing down.
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- Part 1 of Why’d It Have To Be Me
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06 Feb 2026
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How to throw a wedding party by Sally_Boomer
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
12 Oct 2025
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Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent are getting married, and they are going to make it everyone's problem. The tale of the Wayne-Kent wedding party, as witnessed by an innocent waiter stuck in the middle of the chaos.
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"Did you have sex with Batman?" Mustered Two-Face in through clenched teeth, dangerously hovering over Brucie, "Do you fuck villains too?"
Brucie's grimace made Jeremy's – and Two-Face's – jaws surrender to gravity.
HAD THIS MAN ANY SELF-PRESERVATION INSTINCTS?
"I am kind of busy at the moment, Harvey, get in the fucking queue!"
Mr Dent looked at Brucie as if he were a bottle of cold water in the middle of the desert.
"Not like that, you bloody idiot!"
Oh My God! Cried the waiter, wishing the ground would swallow him whole.
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31 Jan 2026
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Batman and Superman are dating? No wayyy… by A_real_jerk
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
30 Jan 2026
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After Captain Marvel is revealed to be a 15-year-old boy, the justice league agreed on two things
1: The captain would stay on the team under supervision and a promise not to transform in battle again.
2: compromising secrets would have to be revealed in due time and taken without judgment.
Some secrets were unsurprising, others left members dumb founded. The greatest scoop, the topic taking over Barry and Hal’s mind, was what the Dark Knight slipped just the day before.
little did they know how unbelievable some secrets could be...Or
5 times the Justice League thought Batman was lying about dating Superman +1 time they were proved wrong
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31 Jan 2026