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What if Hermione Granger had a twin?
In the stories they tell after the war, it’s always Coraline Granger they remember. Cora, 1/3 of the Golden Trio. Cora, The Bravest Witch of Her Age. Cora, the Golden Girl. Cora, who fought loud and bright and brave. She has the accolades. The War Hero Status. The friendship of Harry Potter, savior of the wizarding world. But there was another sister, more intelligent and, perhaps, powerful. Hermione Granger, often overlooked in favor of her twin.
The first Muggleborn sorted into Slytherin, she vanished into the shadows the moment the hat touched her head. She wasn’t the girl who led the charge, she was the one who rewrote the battlefield behind the scenes. With Draco Malfoy at her side and a House full of snakes behind her, Hermione did what others wouldn’t. But history never remembers the girl who made the hard decisions, for legends, like her sister, only live in the light.
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26 Feb 2026
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First, he stretches. Then, he exercises. He eats breakfast, and watches the street he lives on come to life -- the old man and his corgi, the baristas at the coffee shop, the woman who jogs, the daughter and father, and the Indian grocer all making their appearance. Then, he showers, shaves, dresses, and heads to his job as an Auror, where he has been on desk duty ever since he was pulled from the field because of The Incident.
Draco lives his life by his Ministry mandated Mind Healer routines, and he is trying to get back to being Potter's left-hand man, but the cannonball to his careful regimen comes in the form of a very cranky Hermione Granger.
Banter, fluff, eventual smut, an ensemble cast of friends and family and weddings and babies. Told in mostly Draco's POV, but the occasional random one, because who says Draco is the most reliable of narrators?
It’s a character-driven slow burn.
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- Part 1 of The Hum Hallelujah Universe
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13 Feb 2026
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After an exhausting stint at the Ministry and an awkward breakup with Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger impulsively quits her job and moves into a tiny flat above Diagon Alley’s new arts district. A late-night chat with Luna Lovegood lands her a job at The Greenhouse, Luna and Neville’s trendy coffee shop, where she proves to be a very mediocre barista. Their most difficult customer, Draco Malfoy, is quick to complain about every badly foamed latte and insists she should be fired. Hermione is stubborn, Malfoy is infuriating, and neither of them can seem to stay away.
NOTE: This fic was remastered from its original version. Finished Oct 16 2025.
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- Part 1 of The Greenhouse Universe
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13 Feb 2026
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The plan was simple. Marry Severus Snape. Keep him out of Azkaban.
If only it were that simple. After the war, Hermione longs for a simple life. As the new Muggle Studies professor at Hogwarts, she is going to fall into obscurity while moulding the minds of future generations. Except something is wrong. Wrong with her new husband. Wrong with Hogwarts. Wrong with her.
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20 Jan 2026
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When Hermione finds out Ron is having a baby with someone else--someone he must've slept with immediately after their breakup, no less--she is so distraught that she almost forgets London traffic. While she appreciates Severus Snape keeping her from wandering into the street, it's a bit much to assume she's been confounded. It's even more bizarre when he decides that helping her is his new hobby.
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16 Jan 2026