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    In which Miguel O'Hara, Spiderman 2099 and leader of the Spider Society, is absolutely NOT looking to become a dad again after what happened the last time—except his wife Joia keeps bringing kids home, and somehow along the way he's become a father to four teenage superheroes.

    They should really make a guidebook for this sort of thing.

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    “Hey, shitheads!” Steve “the hair” Harrington barks, looming in the doorway like a monster from the Abyss. “What the fuck are you doing in here? Get your asses down to the gym right fucking now.”

    Eddie gapes. First of all, the audacity— Second, he’s never been much for physical fights, but if this douchebag thinks he can bully any of Eddie’s kids, he’ll have to go through Eddie first.

    “Let’s go! Move it!” Harrington snaps, making an impatient gesture down the hall.

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    01 Mar 2026

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    Pummel: Fuck Jane

    St-Simon: nah…

    St-Simon: i dont think shes done anything wrong…

    Pummel: youre right

    Pummel: Sorry Jane

    Pummel: FUCK ROZANOV

    Varkov: FUCK ROZANOV

    Connors: Hey guys did you see this article about Rose Landry and Shane Hollander?

    Carmichael: Bad timing, man.

    Connors: Oh

    Connors: Give me a second to read back.

    Connors: Oh….

    Connors: FUCK ROZANOV

    [Or, how the Raiders---in particular the long suffering Cliff Marleau, dealt with the Great Jane Debacle of 2016, told in a series of texts, posts, and Cliff being the best Bostonian friend Ilya could ask for]

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    26 Feb 2026

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    When Ilya Rozanov goes down on the ice, the Boston Bears are already moving to defend their captain. No one expects Shane Hollander, captain of the Montreal Voyageurs, to be the one who throws the first punch.

    Or: the Boston Bears figure out Ilya and Shane’s relationship first—and decide that instead of letting their captain move to fucking Ottawa, they’ll just kidnap a his boyfriend instead. Shane Hollander would make a better Bear anyway.

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    26 Feb 2026

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    What if Billy Hargrove was a better, slightly more well-adjusted person throughout the events of season two? Also, what if he had similar abilities to Eleven?

    Here's my take on that.

    Season 2 AU.

    "There was something condensing at the far end of the street, shadows shifting unnaturally as the red sky darkened to black. Billy instinctively tightened his hold on Byers, unconsciously beginning to back away from the shadowy thing that was growing darker and taller by the second. He'd nearly been driven insane by the intangible sense of danger that had haunted him since moving to Hawkins, but there was no relief in finally seeing the thing that had set off all his alarm bells. He couldn't punch a goddamned shadow. What the fuck."

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    23 Feb 2026

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    After the events of S4, El and Dustin are both struggling to find their place.

    El is in hiding, training for the day that she can finally defeat Vecna and start her life.

    Dustin feels everything crumbling around him, and is trying to hard to keep himself from crumbling, too.

    After running into each other in the middle of the night, they start forming a bond separate from the party. Dustin is helping El find herself in a world where she has only ever been told who to be. El is helping Dustin heal and grow at a time where he feels the most alone he ever has.

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    07 Feb 2026