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  1. Rec *

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    Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.

    Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.

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    20 Feb 2026

  2. Rec *

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    “I told you. Hollander and I, we are in love. He is my hockey player.” Ilya wiggled his eyebrows at the joke, but couldn’t keep himself from watching Scott Hunter.
    “Sure, Roz. You and Hollander are in love, want to get married, spend the rest of your lives playing hockey together.” When Ilya didn’t immediately reply to that very accurate statement, Hunter continued: “If you two are in love, I’m straight. That’s how likely that is.” He had laughed and skated away, though Ilya really hadn’t understood what was supposed to be funny about that.
    Standing alone on the ice, the crowd slowly filing out of the rink, Ilya was faced with a startling realization: telling people may be harder than he thought.
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    What if Shane gave Ilya permission to soft launch their relationship. Ilya is, of course, thrilled and immediately starts telling everyone around him. Problem is, no one believes him!

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    18 Feb 2026

  3. Rec *

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    “Watch yourself, Rozanov,” he says in Russian, voice low and dark, and oh, holy shit, Ilya should have known teaching Shane his native language would be the death of him.

    “I would rather watch you.”

    Shane moves off the stool he’s been sitting on with one fluid movement. “Not now.”

    “Later then?”

    Shane rolls his eyes. “Pervert.”

    “Not what you said an hour ago.”

    Ilya feels Shane’s foot bump into his, and their thighs brush just barely. But it’s still enough to make Ilya want to abandon all of this and drag Shane back upstairs. “Behave, Ilya,” he says, slipping back into Russian. “You know they can't know.” He turns. The look he throws him is a little too close not to affect him. “We both want it that way.”

    Oh. Right. That.

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    Or Ilya and Shane attempt to hide their relationship at a charity gala. It goes about as well as one would expect.

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    18 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    ‘Who’s the freak stealing Ilya Rozanov’s game-worn jerseys?’

    A series of targeted thefts turns into a league-wide mystery. The entire league is obsessed. Ilya is unconcerned. And Shane…

    Shane is locking himself in empty bathrooms, sniffing and stroking himself raw over the stolen fabric like a total pervert.

    He thinks it’s a secret. Ilya knows better.

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    09 Feb 2026

  5. Rec 49

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    “You must ask first,” Voldemort says, watching those beautiful, light grey eyes be engulfed with red. Voldemort simply cannot decide which colour he prefers on Sirius. The grey typical of the Blacks, or the shining red, to match Voldemort’s own.

    Sirius pants, the little he is able to with Voldemort restricting his air supply. Sirius hates this, hates bending his pride to Voldemort’s will. However, nothing in the world is stronger than Lord Voldemort’s will, and Sirius is no exception. Especially when his instincts — to give in to, to obey, to feed -- overcome every other thought.

     

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    Sirius Black gets turned into a vampire. Voldemort is the one to care for him. (Pure smut.)

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    21 Nov 2025