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    Husks hands reach toward the zipper on Angel’s boots and Angel freezes. In an instant he’s fully awake, eyes open and mind alert.

    “What are you doing?” he demands.

    Husk shoots him a confused look.

    “Your feet hurt, don’t they?”

    For a moment, Angel weighs his options.

    Because he’s starred in a scene just like this before. Dozens of them, in fact. He never would’ve guessed that Husk was a foot guy, but he supposes everyone is into a least a little freaky shit.

    It always starts as a simple, ostensibly innocent offer, just like this one. Oh, your feet hurt? Here, let me help you. And next thing he knows, Husk’s pupils are blown wide, his breath is coming in sharp, shallow pants, and he’s asking to suck on Angel’s toes or something.

    And sure, Angel can turn him down, and Husk’s the rare sort of guy who will take no for an answer. But Angel won’t pretend that the whole situation doesn’t sour his stomach a bit, Husk thinking he’s found some slick, subtle way of getting his hands on Angel. Like he hasn’t seen it all, starred in it all, endured it all before.

    Five times it wasn't a sex thing (and one time it was)

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    14 Feb 2026

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    Val may be a fucking monster, but he’s a monster that Angel knows. He’s a monster that Angel understands. Angel isn’t stupid; he made the choice to sign with Valentino because he was the only overlord that made sense for Angel’s lifestyle — for what Angel wanted out of Hell.

    But now you’re tellin’ him that his soul is owed to some random fucking jackass who swindled Val in a game of cards? How can that be fair? How can that be something that’s just allowed to happen?

    (In which, Angel's contract is acquired by a new overlord — Hell's very own Gambling Demon, and they both get more from the relationship than either of them bargained for.)

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    14 Feb 2026

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    This is light speed in comparison to the last few centuries of their relationship, but Crowley is barely holding on to his patience.

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    28 Jan 2026

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    On the Ferolind, Wylan is alone. Or not exactly alone—but Inej is hurt, Nina is tending to her, Kaz just gouged a man’s eye out, and he and Jesper are fighting, like they have been since Wylan’s identity as Wylan Van Eck was revealed.

    Which leaves the escaped convict ex-drüskelle in shackles, grappling with the guilt of betraying his country, who also hates them all. And somehow, he and Wylan get to talking about God.

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    or, Wylan Van Eck on his way to the Ice Court with the Crows, unpacking religion, and Matthias Helvar doing much of the same, while also somehow, unintentionally, mediating Wylan and Jesper’s fight.

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    27 Nov 2025

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    That was maybe the worst part of this whole thing. More than the broken ribs, the immense general anxiety, and the millions of steps involved to send your father to prison and take over his business—Wylan couldn’t kiss Jesper.

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    or, snapshots from the first nine days of Wylan and Jesper living together in the Van Eck mansion after the auction. Documents are signed, conversations are had (at varying levels of seriousness), and due to circumstance, kisses are temporarily banned throughout it all.

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    26 Nov 2025

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    “Maybe then, you should date me?” Jesper suggests—teases, certainly.

    Wylan flushes fully. I don’t have a crush on Jesper anymore, he reminds himself. There’s no reason to feel so hopeful by those words.

    So Wylan scoffs, and asks, “What, for practice?”

    Jesper looks away, and casual as ever, shrugs. He faces Wylan again with a grin. “Yeah. Yeah, I mean, why not?”

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    Wylan’s romantic life is in shambles; every date he goes on is somehow always disastrous. Maybe it was doomed from the start, since he’s only going on these dates to get over his equally-doomed crush on his best friend, Jesper, in the first place. When Jesper proposes a plan to oversee Wylan’s dates and re-create parts of them together for practice, what’s the worst that could happen?

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    24 Nov 2025

  7. Public Bookmark 28

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    Hours later, in the early evening hush, Wylan heard his phone buzz as he appraised his reflection in the full-length mirror inside their wardrobe door.

    He raised his chin and tilted his head, flicking his eyes over his scantily clad frame. With his gloriously mussed curls, creamy skin, and the oversized shirt falling seductively off one shoulder he knew he looked like a snack.

    He took a moment to smooth his hands over soft fabric of the shirt on either side of the mostly unfastened buttons and down the flat plane of his chest.

    Wylan smiled.

    It was the private one, the internal one. The smile for when he felt so right within his own skin.

    The dark plaid of Jesper’s shirt perfectly contrasted Wylan’s pale, freckled skin and as he twisted to the side to see himself in profile his eyes were drawn to the way the shirt lay so flat against his chest.

    Yes.

    So right.

    * * * * *

    Wylan has just had his testosterone injection and is feeling - in a word - horny.

    Unfortunately, Jesper is away on a job with Kaz.

    But Wylan is feeling just cheeky enough to cause a little mischief.

    7k of smut ensues.

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    24 Nov 2025

  8. Public Bookmark 78

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    Or three times Wylan flinched, and one time the crows understood why.

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    17 Nov 2025

  9. Public Bookmark 80

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    When Wylan's father dies unexpectedly, he discovers he stands to inherit the vast Van Eck fortune. But on one condition: he must get married and continue the family line, otherwise he will be left destitute.

    Jesper Fahey infamously loves the gamble of Barrel life, but he might have found himself in deeper water than he can swim. And soon the sharks will come biting at his heels...

    After a disastrous blind date, the two men don't ever expect to see each other again. However, a chance second run-in reveals that they might just be the answer to each other's dilemmas.

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    A Modern AU in which two walking disasters strike a deal to solve their problems, and wind up falling in love.

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    14 Nov 2025

  10. Public Bookmark 12

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    Wylan wanted to avoid Jesper Fahey at all costs. But when a storm came in, that didnt really go as plan.

     

    Aka rainy makeout leading to a very warm night ;)

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    03 Nov 2025

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    Nico groans and rolls his eyes, his shoulders slumping. “I’m not a witch,” he says dryly, “The witch lives about half of a mile that way.”

    He points down the somewhat run-down path in front of his home. The girl’s face twists in confusion. “There was only one other cottage along this path,” she says.

    “Then you know where to go,” he sighs.

    “But… the cottage had flowers and the boy waved at me. And you…” she trails off.

    “I what? Don’t have flowers?” he snorts, crossing his arms across his chest.

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    Or, Nico isn't a witch. Really, he isn't. Will, however? Well, he's not totally sure what Will is.

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    30 Oct 2025

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    Aziraphale suggests he and Crowley try out role-play in the bedroom – Crowley is a dark, mysterious (and dangerously dashing) Duke, and Aziraphale is the nervous journalist conducting a first-time interview whilst pretending he isn’t extremely turned on by his interviewee.

    Yes, this was inspired by Michael Sheen.

    Read the tags!

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    13 Oct 2025

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    A collection of explicit Good Omens stories, all gathered together under one hilariously inappropriate title.

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    11 Oct 2025

  14. Public Bookmark 15

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    “What’s better angel, my tongue or fingers? Is this too light?” Crowley starts to stroke his nipples more firmly, keeping his touch focused right where it’s most sensitive, the very tip, fingers barely wiggling back and forth, up and down, circling and stroking.

    Aziraphale sobs and tries to thrust his hips, tries to shut his legs and rub them together, desperate for some friction, and Crowley clucks his tongue at him and snaps his fingers. Aziraphale feels cool silk bonds around his ankles, dragging him spread-eagled, his cunt left to throb and drip freely.

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    11 Oct 2025

  15. Public Bookmark 27

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    “How’s it feel now, angel?” he whispers, and he can’t help himself, as his free hand traces her leg, her stomach, trails over her sides and stopping at her breasts. He rubs one nipple then the other, sending shivers down Aziraphale’s entire self. Her cunt is starting to tighten, in the face of impending climax. Crowley slides the vibrator up and down, and holds it right where his finger slips inside of her.

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    10 Oct 2025

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    Andrew has survived the sexual landscape of college solely through the usage of his rules: No repeat hookups. No touching without asking. No feelings. No cuddling. No sleepovers.
    It's a simple set of rules, easy enough to abide by that Andrew has had no trouble sleeping around, and in his two years at Palmetto, Andrew has never once broken them.
    Of course, until Neil Josten.

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    29 Sep 2025

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    “Andrew,” Kevin pants, his eyes wide, chest heaving. “I found us a striker. Oh my god. I found him.”
    “Kevin, don’t-” Aaron yells from the hallway. Kevin slams the door shut, cutting him off.
    The desperation in Aaron’s voice catches Andrew’s attention.
    “Who is it?” Andrew asks, shocking himself with his own interest.
    “Neil Josten."

    Andrew thinks of Neil Josten’s abomination of an essay and resists the urge to hit something.
    “Neil Josten barely knows how to spell his own name,” Andrew drawls.

     

    In which the Foxes need a striker, and Neil somehow fits Kevin's criteria.

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    28 Sep 2025

  18. Public Bookmark 33

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    A few weeks after returning to Marsyas, Linus is struck with a realization: he and Arthur have never, not once, gone on a date together. This is a situation that clearly must be rectified.

    It would be a lot easier if there weren’t six other people in the house.

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    Five times Linus planned a date and was thwarted, and one time a date was planned for him.

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    28 Sep 2025

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    'Do you have a heart attack?' Phee asked from somewhere under his elbow. He startled so hard that he almost fell off the tree stump.
    'No, erm, of course not,' eyeing her as he straightened his sweater. 'What makes you say so?'
    'You have a shallow breath and hold your belly like you're in pain,' she replied matter-of-factly. She looked tired, and there was a frown over her face which Linus didn't like. 'Just like Lucy said in his last book report.'
    Because of course Lucy, dear but morbid child that he was, picked for his reading of the month a book about cardiac problems after he learned about Linus' high blood pressure. As was to be expected, the symptoms, complications, and death cases were the focus points in his rather lengthy presentation.

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    A story of three months between Linus' return to the island and his move to the Marsyas House, in which he learns that there are more ways to express his feelings than just arts and crafts projects.

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    20 Sep 2025

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    Arthur has become too good at not wanting things for himself. Somehow, that doesn't work around the wonderful man that is Linus Baker.

    But Arthur is determined not to ruin things by wanting too much.

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    16 Sep 2025

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