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    Wicked Thropple-centric actor AU. Can be read in any order. Or in no order at all. Can be stand alone.

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  1. Public Bookmark 22

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    Elphaba enchants an object to help Fiyero focus during lectures while they’re locked in a self-imposed ten-day no-touch challenge.

    It’s the least a good girlfriend could do.
    Unfortunately, she realizes—too late—that the charm is somehow… synced to her.
    Physically. Catastrophically.

    Fiyero is blissfully unaware.
    Elphaba is falling apart.
    And winning this bet suddenly feels impossible.

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    22 Jan 2026

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    “Your roommate will be Ms. Elphaba Thropp, daughter of the Governor of Munchkinland. She’s a … sorcery student.”

    Fiyero raises an eyebrow.

    “Ms. Thropp?”

    “We are not worried about your… reputation, in this case,” Mrs. Coddle says, and then has to press a hand over her mouth to keep from either squeaking or laughing, Fiyero isn’t sure which. “It’s unconventional as I said, but… well, you’ll see.”

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    Shiz isn't worried about pairing Fiyero with the green girl because they assume he won't want to fuck her.

    They're very, very wrong.

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    21 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 24

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    “Maybe,” Elphaba murmured against her ear, breath hot, “I just want to remind you how this whole relationship got started, my sweet.”

    “Yeah,” Glinda panted, her words breaking as Elphaba’s nipping lips worked along her jaw. “With your husband fucking me in a coat closet at the Ozdust.”

    Elphaba’s hips pinned her even harder to the wall for that. Glinda couldn’t suppress the shudder that ran through her whole body.

    “And how was it?” Elphaba asked, running her tongue over the red marks she was undoubtedly leaving behind in her wake.

    Glinda’s thoughts were scattered. She swallowed, breath coming quick. “How was wh–?” A breathless laugh escaped her. “Oh. Ah. You tell me, dearest. I’m sure you’re still twitching from him this morning underneath those skirts.”

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    Gelphie-centric thropple smutfic. Feat. Glinda the Good Switch and the Wicked Switch of the West having some mildly possessive sex. I have no excuse for this one.

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    29 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 24

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    “Oh, god, we really are doing drugs, aren’t we?” Stan says reluctantly. He looks into his glass of lumpy ice cream.

    “You don’t have to,” Bev says gently.

    “Ehh,” Richie blares like a buzzer. “Yes, you do. This is a group activity, motherfucker.”

    The Losers kill a clown, find mushrooms, and figure some things out.

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    28 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    was your heart rearranged?

    After defeating Pennywise, the Losers reconnect.

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    27 Dec 2025