realbeefman
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- House M.D. (1)
- The Vampire Diaries (TV) (1)
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“Take a left up here,” House adds. Wilson shoots him a look that clearly communicates "you know I know how to get there" and takes the turn.
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House and Wilson angst and argue (respectively) through the car ride to dinner post-Birthmarks.
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“Cockiness masking fear, how transparent. I haven’t had sex with you… yet.”
The one where Silas is a little more monstrous.
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Piper was Daddy’s girl, and Saxon was Mommy’s prize, and Lochlan—Lochlan now knew exactly what he was.
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29 Jun 2025
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In all his nightmares, he never could’ve imagined his mother giving up this house. She loved this place with every fiber of her being, crafted it into her dream with a small army of general contractors.
“Where will you live?” he sputters, reeling.
“The lake. Piper and I, while she works on her masters. Lochlan, when he’s home from school. And your father when he’s...back. And you, if you’d like to join. On the weekends.”
The lake. Of course. Private, secluded, gated. Somewhere no one could find them.
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The Ratliffs flee to their lake house, but their baggage comes with. The summer that follows, in fits and starts.
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- Part 1 of take me to your house
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13 Apr 2025
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The Corinthian met Lucifer Morningstar exactly once without Dream’s supervision. It was confusing and he really, really didn't fucking like it. IE: Corinthian is tricked into being alone with a much bigger predator and the predictable happens.
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- Part 9 of A Few Missed Stories
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06 Nov 2024
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Remy's dying. Allison's always had a soft spot for beautiful people set to die tragically young.
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24 Jan 2024
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Heard You Fuck Through the Wall by clavicular for ladyoneill, nights_fang
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
14 Jan 2013
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Your name is Lydia Martin, and you are losing.
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16 Dec 2023