redtailedhawk90
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Pissed at Your Dad at Thanksgiving? Try This Neat Trick... by redtailedhawk90, Saluvril for SweetPollyOliver
Fandoms: Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King
12 Feb 2026
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The last thing Lydia wants is to go home for a miserable, painful Thanksgiving with her dad and stepmom. What better way to rebel than to bring home a creepy thirty-something dropout and have him pretend to be her boyfriend? Surely this is a great idea that won't end poorly at all.
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Betelgeuse meets Superman. That's it, that's the fic.
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After banishing Ningal from the hotel, Glory needs help getting the micronutrients it needs to fully recover. Marnie agrees to help out.
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Honey, Don't Feed It; It Will Come Back by redtailedhawk90
Fandoms: Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King
25 Oct 2025
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Kinktober Day 26:
Lingerie- Cuckoldry -Sex RobotTwo universes brush together for one night. A Betelgeuse in desperate need of connection shows up without warning in Lydia and Betelgeuse's home. Lydia gets Ideas.
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Kinktober Day 24: Anal Sex - Gags - Noncon
Lydia and Beetlejuice agree to help out a friend who's dealing with a violent spirit. Things go very, very wrong from there.
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With Claws of Fire We Devour Like a Falcon in the Dive by redtailedhawk90
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
06 Oct 2023
- Words:
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Candide and Candor 'verse by OxfordRose (jadinacookie), redtailedhawk90
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV)
23 Jul 2022
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There Is Nothing To Blame On The Mirror by redtailedhawk90
Fandom The Room Where It Happened (Podcast)
05 Feb 2019
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Нечего нa зеркало пенять, коль рожа крива - Russian Proverb, "Inspector General", Nikolai Vasilievich Gogol
There is nothing to blame on the mirror, if the face is crooked.A series of missing scene drabbles exploring the relationship between Tseer Darkfeather and Wyatt Vancroft. Range from pre-canon to present-canon, and marked for any specific spoilers.
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It’s the summer of 1969, and a sex-addicted alien entity inhabits overwrought sales associate Martha Jones.
The Doctor — part-time paperhanger — keeps her alive the only way he can.
Sequel to Informed Consent.
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- Part 2 of Informed Consent
Bookmarked by redtailedhawk90
27 Feb 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
howwwwwwwww have I never bookmarked this before???? it's the fucking incredible Martha/Doctor fuck-or-die one. you know the one, self. the one that's so well written it makes you want to weep. that one.
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intermezzo by paradoxicalrenegade (citadelofswords)
Fandoms: Dumb Kids Playing Hero (Podcast)
19 Mar 2022
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Ariel is probably Horatio right now. She feels that way, that staggering insecurity that comes with the foundations of your knowledge being shaken. That prey feeling when you make eye contact with a god and recognize, acutely, how monumentally tiny your existence truly is.
(That said— in the story of the lion and the mouse, Ariel has never been the mouse.)
or, ariel plays chess with god.
Bookmarked by redtailedhawk90
18 Feb 2025
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ariel plays chess with God. THEEE dumb kids fic
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Or, I Saw Mommy Kissing Betelgeuse.
Bookmarked by redtailedhawk90
11 Feb 2025
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After two failed marriage ceremonies, Betelgeuse tries to become part of the Deetz family by acting like he's already Lydia's boyfriend.
Lydia finds that she really doesn't mind.
Bookmarked by redtailedhawk90
10 Feb 2025
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How to Catch a Phantom or Get Lucky Trying by youredeathspicable
Fandoms: Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King, Beetlejuice (Cartoon 1989), Beetlejuice (Movies), Beetlejuice - All Media Types
01 Dec 2024
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At age thirty-five, Lydia has her life more together than it's ever been... but when a mysterious "haunting" threatens to tank the career in the arts she's worked so hard for, she finds herself calling on an old friend for help. Little does she know, Betelgeuse is starting to get fed up with only being summoned when Lydia needs something.
'Living' and working alongside one another to uncover the identity of the mysterious saboteur threatening to kill Lydia's job prospects, and arguably Lydia herself, dredges up unresolved issues for the duo causing them to reflect on their past and try to figure out what they mean to each other in the present.
(They're roommates, they're solving a mystery, they want to jump one another's bones but they keep accidentally picking fights with each other instead. Original characters created because I needed suspects and victims for my whodunit, but the main focus is on Lydia and Beej's friendship/relationship.)
Bookmarked by redtailedhawk90
09 Feb 2025