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the benefits of panicked decision making by barkatthemoon
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Apr 2025
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Remus Lupin, in a state of frenzied panic, flashes a robber his chest.
The robber takes a picture and leaves.
Sirius Black, who just wanted his change back from the cashier at the gas station, is very surprised when he lifts his shirt.
He's also kind of into it.
-a story of bad first impressions, misunderstandings, and the discovery that, apparently, the way to a man's heart is through the nipples.
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15 Jun 2025
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don't look much like a lover (doesn't mean that i won't try) by barkatthemoon
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Feb 2026
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In the wake of his father’s death Sirius Black finds himself living on the North Carolina coast in the beach-themed love shack that Orion shared with his mistress. His plan for the summer is to finish writing his novel, get the house ready so that he can list it for sale, and get back to New York before the leaves can even begin to change.
Too bad his former college nemesis and fellow author Remus Lupin lives right next door, just as surly and withdrawn as he remembers him being, throwing a wrench into all of his carefully laid out plans.
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07 Jun 2025
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Edinburgh, 1982.
Remus Lupin is a cynical lycanthrope who works in a chippy and wants to wear eyeliner. Sirius Black is an aristocratic Heir with an interest in the Classics and a penchant for narcotics. They have more in common than either of them would like to admit.
FIC IS NOT ABANDONED, i'm trying to get the rest of this and p2 & 3 finished before getting back to uploading so i can be more consistent <3 sorry for going awol woop
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- Part 1 of Boys Don't Cry
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28 May 2025
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“Do you ever imagine what you would have done? In Orpheus’ place?”
“Sometimes. It’s easy to fool yourself into believing you wouldn’t have looked.”
Sirius leaned his chin atop his knees and regarded Remus out the corner of his eye.
“Would you have?”
“If I’d loved as Orpheus did Eurydice, I think I’d have been doomed to.”
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When Remus is commissioned to paint a portrait of the noble Black family’s rebellious heir, he finds that his work may be cut out for him… in more ways than one.
(Inspired by Portrait Of A Lady On Fire)
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18 May 2025
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Middle-aged and divorced, Remus Lupin has grown not to expect much from life. But an unexpected encounter with an old friend pushes him to revisit the past, and makes him question everything.
Sirius Black has little to gain from a trip down memory lane, and everything to lose when his past threatens to catch up with him.
But both of them find there are certain things – or people – they just can’t let go of.Series
- Part 1 of Man is an Island
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10 May 2025