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    Bakugou forgets to send out those texts, and when he receives yet another picture, not three days later, of someone holding their disgusting penis in their hand, like it’s an accomplishment or some shit, he sends out a text message to two different numbers typed with shaky, sweaty fingers.

    >> xxx-xxx-xxx6 , xxx-xxx-xxx4

    I don’t know who the fuck you are, and you don’t know me, but it’s possible that one of you assholes gives out my number to random people who, in turn, send me fucking unsolicited dick pics. It’s been over 3 fucking months, so knock it the actual fuck off. And in case it isn’t you, fuck you anyway.

    Or alternately, Bakugou gets caught up in a huge misunderstanding, Kirishima is beyond apologetic, and their friends watch them fall real hard and laugh about it.

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    17 Oct 2022

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    Midoriya Izuku's dreams were shattered on the rooftop that day. Worse, none of the pros seem to believe that a quirkless nobody could ever be a hero. They're probably right, but he's still determined to try, especially since the heroes don't seem to be doing all that great at their jobs anyway. Izuku will do whatever it takes to save people, even if that means coming into contact with several shady characters for help. His methods might be a little strange, but in a world determined to shut him out, he has to make do with what he can.
    Oddly enough, the only people able to accept him are villains. So when his world starts to crumble, why wouldn't he join them?

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    19 Apr 2022

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    For want of a nail the shoe was lost.
    For want of a shoe the horse was lost.
    For want of a horse the rider was lost.
    For want of a rider the message was lost.
    For want of a message the battle was lost.
    For want of a battle the kingdom was lost.
    And all for the want of a horseshoe nail.

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    02 Jul 2021

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    02 Jul 2021

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    Lance owns a witch themed cat cafe that rescues black cats. Each one has a unique collar and color coded name to help tell them apart. He's not supposed to play favorites, but he's already adopted his favorite, Red, as his own. Cold and distant to everyone, Red is extremely affectionate to Lance. Needy. Clingy. Protective. But Lance doesn't mind. He makes Lance's home a little less lonely. He's a little weird, but aren't all cats? He loves his baby boy, and he's eternally grateful for the day that little black fluff ball crossed his path.

    Lance doesn't think twice about Red's odd quirks. That is, until he wakes up with a naked stranger in his bed.

    And hey! Turns out Red is actually a witch named Keith who's been cursed to be a cat for twenty years. A really hot witch who's still very affectionate towards Lance.

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    02 Jul 2021