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“I don’t want to hurt you, noona…”
She manages to stop herself from laughing in his face. “Baby, you can’t be that big.” She shushes him with a finger to his lips before he can protest.
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Oh. It might be that big.
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you know what they say about big feet by salaryman
Fandoms: ZEROBASEONE | ZB1 (Korea Band)
28 Nov 2025
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“If you wanted to hump my shoe you could’ve just asked. You don’t actually need to sneak around like a guilty dog. Unless you’re into that.”
“Why would I want to do that?” Gunwook snaps, even as the pink dusting his cheeks gives him away.
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You are cordially invited to witness the union of
Matthew Seok & Gunwook Park
Saturday, 14 February 2026
Vancouver, BCfor jebemonthly summerween treasure hunt clue six: invitation
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- Part 4 of salaryman summerween
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Ten pets Yangyang’s head condescendingly. “Poor baby. All that dick and he doesn’t even know how to use it.”
Yangyang tilts his head away but makes no effort to push her back out of his lap. “Like either of you know any better.”
He misses the sly smile Ten shares with Kun over his head as she strokes the shell of his ear. “You sure about that, baby?”
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The rains return with a vengeance, trapping Dejun in a derelict mountain cabin with a very damp Matthew. And about a hundred spiders.
for jebemonthly summerween treasure hunt clue three: peak
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- Part 3 of salaryman summerween
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bold and boyful by eraiklys for truthfullypink
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
30 Jan 2026
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Yanqing gathers himself quickly into a kneel, knocking his head against the ground so harshly that Jing Yuan winces. “This disciple apologizes. It was because of this disciple that shizun collapsed. This disciple accepts any punishment that shizun might give him tenfold.”
“Get up.”
The boy quivers, and stands up.
Fuck, Jing Yuan finds himself thinking, the moment Yanqing raises his eyes to meet his, that’s just a baby!!!
(or: jing yuan transmigrates into a novel, scum villain-style. while he's congratulating himself on being on track to being a better parent, yanqing is trying to decide what shade of red he wants their wedding robes to be.)
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17 Feb 2026
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After a fight, Gunwook gives Matthew the silent treatment.
Well, not until it gets dark, and he feels his hands all over his body.
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10 Jan 2026
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Yuzuha is an apprentice tattoo artist at a reputable tattoo and piercing studio in the coastal city of Failume Heights. Currently early into her third year of her apprenticeship, she’s finally getting the okay to start working with clients.
The only thing getting in her way is her total lack of ambition for a career and the chaos of a new flower shop opening up next door to the tattoo studio she works at. Little does she know that this new flower shop owner is none other than the Miss Perfect rich girl she used to pull pranks on in early high school, Alice Thymefield. Conveniently the only other trans girl she knew growing up before Alice moved away.
Now after moving back into Failume Heights to start her new business, Alice has to juggle the responsibilities of making a name for herself as a Thymefield and a florist in a city she hasn’t lived in for close to a decade. That, along with navigating how to professionally co-exists next door to a pesky tattoo artist.
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04 Jan 2026
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With the fall of the Mountain Lion Gang all of Pubsec is eager for a little calm to come back to New Eridu. Unfortunately for Jane, there's never any time to rest. With the next mission knocking at her door Jane can't help but sneak away just to spend one good night with the golden boy of Public Security; Seth. After all, who knows when she'll be back in town.
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02 Jan 2026
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A Girl Who Knows What's Best by thebodydies
Fandoms: My Adventures with Superman (Cartoon), Superman - All Media Types
16 Aug 2023
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How does Superman have sex with a human woman?
However she wants.
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16 Dec 2025