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“As Rokudaime Hokage, it is my responsibility to indicate a successor to the Council, prior to my retirement,” Kakashi says, steepling his fingers together like he didn’t take office under the promise and threat of Nanadaime Hokage Uzumaki Naruto. “Upon formally submitting his candidacy, the Council’s responsibility is to vet the candidate for suitability and liabilities.”
Iruka wants to gesture for Kakashi to get on with it and stop being so dramatic about information Iruka already knows, but is aware that will only extend this further.
“The Council has determined that Naruto is unfit to take on the office of Hokage,” Kakashi says.
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07 Feb 2026
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“Iruka fell asleep in my bed,” Naruto complains. “But I wasn’t tired.”
“Oh?” Kakashi asks. This wouldn’t be the first time that Iruka has gone in for a bedtime story and come stumbling out an hour or two later, rubbing sleep from his eyes. Kakashi doesn’t know how he manages it; Naruto is not a peaceful sleeper by any stretch of the imagination.
“The poor guy was really tuckered out,” Naruto says, a perfect imitation of Iruka, and Kakashi doesn’t bother hiding his smile. He’d probably mind Naruto having a favourite parent more if Iruka wasn’t his favourite, too.
(or: Iruka's longer-than-usual work hours are making him exhausted and cranky, so Naruto and Kakashi assign themselves the important mission of getting him to take some time off. Predictably, it goes a little sideways.)
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06 Feb 2026
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“I’m sorry, jounin-san. We can’t accept this,” Iruka said using the voice he reserved for infants and small animals.
“What the fuck is this?” The jounin demanded. He jabbed a finger at the sticker.
Iruka stood up behind the desk to lean into the jounin’s space, his smile razor-sharp and the desire for a fight plain on his face.
“Well, if lethally trained adults are going to behave like children then I’m going to treat them like children.”
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There has been a dramatic increase in the number of badly written mission reports turned in. Iruka has decided to do something petty in response.
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05 Feb 2026