Gifts for schittposting
List of Gifts
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[Podfic] A Flower From Her Bouquet by ShakespeareStoleMyURL for schittposting
Fandoms: Wicked - All Media Types, Wicked (Movie 2024)
03 Jan 2025
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When Galinda notices the bouquet in Elphaba's hands, Elphaba decides to gift one of the flowers to her.
Podfic of A Flower From Her Bouquet by alfieeespams.
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a little less conversation (and a little more touch my body) by doingthemost for schittposting
Fandoms: Wicked - All Media Types, Wicked (Movie 2024), Wicked - Schwartz/Holzman
30 Dec 2024
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"It's just a shame," Galinda says then, seemingly oblivious to how Elphaba's gaze drifts down to all of that smooth skin on display. "Since I've never been kissed for New Year's!"
"Wait." Elphaba's brain is suddenly short-circuiting. "You—you as in Galinda Upland, you—you've never gotten a New Year's kiss?"
Galinda's pout reappears as she gives her head a solemn nod. "Isn't that a travesty?"
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AKA: The one where Galinda Upland finally gets a New Year's kiss.
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[podfic] every letter makes me lose my reason by dairaliz for schittposting
Fandoms: Dimension 20 (Web Series)
24 May 2024
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Reading the letter in his hands, Hob realizes that giving Rue his name was one of the most foolish acts he's ever committed.
Podfic of every letter makes me lose my reason by kappa77.
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[Podfic of] Alternative by podfic_mcgee (Spoofymcgee) for schittposting
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
23 May 2024
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Eddie brings a problem to Steve. They decide to solve it by making out.
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[Podfic] My Favorite Client by PA_pods (patientanxiety) for reeby10, schittposting
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
20 May 2024
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Author's Summary: He stepped out onto the floor of the club and headed for the corner where Eddie always sat, dodging hands and rejecting requests with a soft, apologetic smile. He was on a mission and one of these guys were going to stand in his way, no matter how much they’d like to get their hands on his ass.
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[podfic] soup, there it is! by dairaliz for thetomkatwholived, hullomoon, schittposting, wi22iou, TrueIllusion
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
06 Aug 2023
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David thinks soulmates are overrated and then he gets soup spilled on him
Podfic of soup, there it is! by hullomoon.
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[Podfic of] Break My Soul in Two Looking For You by kbirb pods (kbirb) for schittposting, RobinsonsWereHere
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
24 May 2023
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Length: 00:39:30
Summary:Dani and Jamie realize they're each others' soulmates, and neither one really knows what to do about that.
(They figure it out eventually.)
Podfic of Break My Soul in Two Looking For You by RobinsonsWereHere.
Series
- Part 16 of Soulmate AUs
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[Podfic] The Sun Is Gone, but I Have a Light by NC Pods (N0Connections) for schittposting
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
25 Feb 2023
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Eddie Munson isn't a very good vampire. He doesn't like to hunt and has never bitten a human in the couple of years since being turned. The problem is that animal blood can only sustain him for so long.
Chicago, Illinois, 1993. Eddie follows the recommendation of another vampire to visit a 'donor,' a human who lets vampires feed off them for a living. What he's not expecting is for said donor to be a ghost from high school past in the shape of Steve Harrington.
"The price is $50 per bite," Steve explained with what sounded like a well-practiced spiel. "That's teeth breaking skin. You choose where you want to bite, but if it's below the belt I'm charging an extra $20 per bite." He paused for a moment, leveling a scrutinizing gaze on Eddie until the vampire nodded his understanding.
Steve's eyebrows lifted. "I'm going to need verbal confirmation, please."
And oh, that tone did something for Eddie. He'd probably be blushing if he had enough blood in his system to reach the right places. As it was, he hadn't had a proper meal in weeks. So he was definitely lacking a human-like complexion.
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[Podfic] Sugarplum Diaries by RattleandHum (ThirdEye1234) for schittposting
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
16 Jan 2023
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Steve gets to the table last, and there’s only one name tag left. SUGARPLUM, it reads in garish red and green. Steve groans.
“Robin, trade with me.”
“That’s Peppermint to you,” she says, “and sorry, but no.”
“Come on, Rob, please, I can’t be Sugarplum all season.”
“Sorry,” she says, with a falsely sympathetic grimace. “Shoulda gotten here faster, Sugarplum.”
“Sugarplum, huh?” says a deep voice from behind Steve. He turns, and it’s the long-haired guy he’d been staring at earlier. The guy looks Steve up and down, then smiles at him, and Steve’s a goner. He’d do anything to get this guy to look at him like that, smile at him like that, again. The guy raises an eyebrow and gives Steve a little shrug. “Suits you.”
Okay, Steve thinks, Sugarplum it is.
Steve and Robin get jobs at the mall as elves in Santa's Workshop, and Steve falls for a cute and flirty fellow elf.
Podfic of Sugarplum Diaries by schittposting.
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[podfic] Wishin' I Could Stay by skipperpods (thesleepyskipper) for schittposting
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
31 Dec 2022
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Patrick's leaving for a business trip. David doesn't want him to go.
[a podfic of Wishin' I Could Stay by schittposting]
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Dog Friendly, by noirred (podfic) by cookiemom6067 for schittposting
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
06 Sep 2022
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Nicky drummed his fingers on the bar and eyed the hot guy sitting alone in a corner booth. As soon as he finished his beer, Nicky was going to walk up and offer to buy him another.
Or at least that was the plan half an hour ago, when Nicky first spotted him. But since then, this guy had been taking the tiniest sips known to man, and it was time to admit he probably didn’t want the beer he was drinking, let alone a second. Which meant Nicky was going to need another opener.
Nicky picks Joe up in a bar. He comes with some unexpected baggage.
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The Schitt’s Creek Volunteer Fire Department gets a lot of callouts. Here’s what happened after 5 of them (and before 1 of them).
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[podfic] Your Scent's the Only Thing I Crave by hullomoon for schittposting
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
11 Jun 2021
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“Coco Chanel said to wear perfume wherever you want to be kissed.”
“And where do you put your cologne, David?” Patrick asks teasingly.
Patrick samples the store's colognes. David has a lot of feelings, but he'll figure those out later.
[podfic of Your Scent's the Only Thing I Crave]
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[podcast] Podfic Recommendations by song by Cass_Caelis for klb, thirdspin, esbielle, schittposting, flamingwell, irrationalpie, GodOfLaundryBaskets, greedy_dancer, RhetoricalQuestions, legonerd, bluedreaming, averytree
Fandoms: Original Work
30 May 2021
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For VoiceTeam's Weird Science challenge
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A Sunday morning trolling by one Patrick Brewer involving one thesaurus, one annoyed David Rose and one assist by Stevie Budd.
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Patrick can’t stop thinking about last night at Stevie’s.
When he looks up from the register and sees David’s hands carefully arranging bottles of moisturizer, adjusting them so that all of the labels are facing one direction, he remembers the way those hands traveled up and down his body, mapping out every inch of bare skin with the same focused precision.
Or, after their night at Stevie's, Patrick has trouble focusing at work.
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“Oooh, Twy, three o’clock.”
“Huh?” Twyla wrinkles her nose at Alexis in confusion, picking up her phone from the vaguely-sticky table and checking the screen. “It’s nine thirty-two.”
“No-no, babe, like, three o’clock.” Alexis enunciates each syllable, widening her eyes and jerking her head dramatically. It’s still, like, totally subtle, though. She closes her glossed lips around the straw of her daiquiri as Twyla finally turns to look across the bar.
“Oh,” Twyla breathes out, unknowingly mirroring Alexis’s pose, sucking her own straw into her mouth as they both stare.
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Or: two tipsy girlfriends thirst over the hot, bearded guy across the bar.
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Ray’s adventures on Bumpkin: the aftermath of five bad dates and one good one.
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Patrick is trying to tell David something important, unfortunately, David can't hear him
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- Part 16 of from readers like you, thank you!
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Reaching his hand over the edge of his inner tube, he wiggles his fingers in invitation. David gives his head a little shake, but his hand finds Patrick’s and they weave their fingers together in the warm air and everything in Patrick’s world feels right. It’s a perfect summer afternoon and he’s holding hands with the man he loves, with nowhere to be but here.
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- Part 5 of Summer Soft