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Roy Kent is having an absolutely miserable start to his summer. For one thing, he's lying in a hospital bed, having just been told that his knee is done for and his career is over and his life is essentially fucked.
Far worse than that, he keeps getting text messages from Jamie fucking Tartt.
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16 Feb 2026
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There's a new striker coming in on loan from Man City and that's the beginning, middle, and fucking end of Roy's problems.
Or—Roy Kent goes slowly mad because Jamie fucking Tartt is a prick.
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14 Feb 2026
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They're steadily climbing the table of the Prem, Jamie's playing the best football of his life, things would be GREAT, except Roy won't stop putting his hands on him and his dad's gonna start drinking again any minute now. So if Jamie's a little tense, it's not his fault.
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10 Feb 2026
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Apparently this isn’t some fantasy scenario Keeley has dreamed up, and Roy is on board with the whole threesome thing. Jamie doesn’t need any more encouragement before saying yes to sex with two of the hottest people he knows.
How the fuck do you cope with the beard. It’s so scratchy. Hate to think how raw you are down there.
Keeley doesn’t take long to reply to his text.Shut up! Heard the second conversation went better than the first? 😏👨❤️💋👨
In the first week back of pre-season training, Jamie’s misstep at the funeral finally comes back to bite him. Or does it? When Keeley and Roy approach him with a very unexpected offer — an invite into their bed — Jamie isn't one to look a gift horse in the mouth, even if he wishes it was more than just sex.
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10 Feb 2026
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Roy Kent's Dramatic but Inevitable Jamie Tartt Induced Bisexual Awakening by chelicerata
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