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    Steve is cursed by Vecna; it exposes a past relationship

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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    A phone call with Nate's mother goes wrong, but at least there's Marx.
    And then, after that - there is Dan.

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    10 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 18

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    Dan Humphrey’s summer is not going as he expected. Georgina’s gone, and he’s keeping one of the biggest secrets he’s ever kept. He’s acquired many new and varied skills, including but not limited to: burping babies effectively, singing lullabies while cradling babies, buying cute woollen hats for infants on the internet, living on nothing but soda and takeout, keeping sharp objects out of reach, and many more such talents he has never needed before.

    Thank god for Nate Archibald, hm?

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    10 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 27

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    in which there are things dan loves about blair, and things blair loves about dan.
    oh, and nate. there is also nate. he's just there.

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    09 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 39

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    When Blair isn't at the Shepherd divorce event, Dan goes to the Waldorf residence instead, as you do.

    Blair has to choose between Chuck and Dan. She chooses herself, first and foremost.
    And then she chooses Dan.

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    09 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 10

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    Dan can’t help his eyes from drifting back to the young lady every time he looks up from the cinématographe. Even in the dark, her silhouette stands out, her large puffed sleeves creating a slight gulf in the mass of people on either side of her. He feels as if that gulf might exist regardless; there is something about her, something untouchable.

    There simply isn’t much for his mind to do as he cranks the machine, so he often finds himself inventing stories about the people who pass through. This lady, he believes, is likely an heiress of some sort. Not an oil man, her father, but something more intellectual—publishing, perhaps, or something fashionable for the rich that is far more lucrative than Dan knows. Her cape is trimmed in a lush fur.

    or: Blair, Dan, and the moving picture.

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    09 Feb 2026