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How to Fall in Love When You're Being Blackmailed: A Guide by Thomas (Who Has No Idea What He's Doing) by yahstarfish
Fandoms: Chained Life SMP
21 Feb 2026
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"I'm not wearing this," Thomas said, holding up a floral-print button-down that looked like a tropical garden had exploded on it. "This shirt has more colors than my entire emotional spectrum."
"Put it on," Snowbird's voice crackled through one of the speakers. "The floral reads as 'approachable' and 'fun.' You need all the help you can get."
Thomas glared at the ceiling. "If this ends with me falling in love on national television, I'm blaming you."
Snowbird's laugh echoed through the speaker. "Oh, Thomas. That's exactly what I'm counting on."
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Blackmailed to join a reality dating show by Snowbird, Thomas finds himself promptly falling for the last contestant to arrive— a quiet, grey-eyed disaster who laughed at his stupid joke and is also the most beautiful person he's ever seen.
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After a breakup that feels entirely his fault, Jude goes looking for something strong enough to drown it out.
Instead, he finds a bartender who refuses to let him fall.
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20 Feb 2026
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Jude likes Sharp. As in, a normal teammate way. He likes when they trap people together, and when they grind gear, and when their eyes meet and Jude gets lost in their deep emerald hue.
Okay, so he's a little lovesick for Sharp. So what if he does like his eyes, and his hair, and the way he fights, and the way he talks?
It isn't a big deal. Or, it wasn't a big deal.
It wasn't a big deal until he started coughing out blood and flower petals.
or, sharplow hanahaki fic
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19 Feb 2026
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Desperate Measures by lil_beeisLina, Lina (lil_beeisLina)
Fandoms: State SMP | ish's Civilization Series, Strength SMP
24 Feb 2026
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“What do you propose then?” He already had an idea. He’d be lying if he said he didn’t like it.
“Flux, I know this will sound absolutely crazy but I need you to hear me out.” When Flux nodded he continued.
“I need you to pretend to be my boyfriend.”
Or, Saps slips up and makes a series of questionable decisions that ends up in him dating his best friend! Best friend that he absolutely does not have a crush on.
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18 Feb 2026
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What an irony that the very reason that he wanted to die saves him from it.
Saparata gathers white clusters of flowers covered in blood, trying to learn what flower is going to be his death. It's seems like hemlock or wild carrot, a poison or a remedy.
What a joke.
He thinks that Flux would have known. He coughs out flowers once more.
Series
- Part 1 of coloured
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17 Feb 2026