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    After spending over a week investigating a prospective member, Batman has some questions about how meekly Phantom takes being shot at. He's strict with his rogues - why is he so lenient with the two human villains in his territory?

    It turns out Phantom has a lot of growing up to do.

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    11 Mar 2026

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    Bruce Wayne has been benched following an injury. After completing his backlog of work, he escapes the overprotective eyes of his family by pursuing a mystery in Metropolis. Namely, a reformed Lex Luthor, recently returned to the public eye. Luthor's quiet new image is at odds with the LexCorp technology found in the possession of Harley Quinn. With Luthor's technology rivaling his own, the only way to get close is physically. Something his playboy persona is very good at.
    With all this time away from Gotham someone might think Bruce is avoiding it...

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    11 Mar 2026

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    Four times Jon called Uncle Bruce for help (and one time Damian called Clark because he was jealous.)

    “Jon,” Bruce shook his head. He tried to put himself in the child’s shoes, bringing up a hand to massage his head, the painkillers Alfred insisted on taking weren’t having an effect yet. “Jon, what’s the matter?”

    The boy cried a few seconds more as he struggled to catch a breath that let him speak. “My tu— stomach.” He revealed.

    Bruce’s anxiety heightened. “Your stomach hurts?”

    “Uh huh,” Jon replied, sounding every bit of a child he was.

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    06 Mar 2026

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    05 Mar 2026

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    “Congratulations, you just finished puberty.”
    Clark blinked. Then he blinked again. “What?”
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    Being forced to reexamine every aspect of his life because the unholy brainchild of Lex Luthor and Poison Ivy unlocked an entirely new section of his biology was not on Clark’s bucket list. Which was good, because Clark wasn’t going to do that. It wasn’t that big of a deal, really! He was fine, everything was fine, and things would go back to normal sooner or later. Honestly, things would already be pretty normal if it wasn’t for Clark’s newfound desire to maul his best friend.

    Bruce, meanwhile, has a bite on his neck, an unrequited crush, and hundreds of pages of Kryptonian documents that needed translating. Oh, and eight kids who are maybe a little too good at meddling.
    Everyone else is just along for the ride.

    Featuring: Copious blankets, platonic intimacy, the Justice League being surprisingly functional, sex pollen (now with 200% less sex!), Kansas typical repression, pillow forts, rebar, romantic intimacy, Batfam typical shenanigans, untranslatable words (coming to a dead alien language near you!), and the fictional concept of Omegaverse, which is also here for some reason.

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    04 Mar 2026