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Strange things are happening in L'manberg. Monsters from a fiery hell dimension are slipping through unstable portals, villains are getting sponsorships from big corporations, and Schlatt somehow has control over the most powerful hero in the city. Schlatt would be content to let Las Nevadas run around doing whatever, but they've gone from being cartoon villains to stealing some actually valuable stuff. It sure is a good thing that nothing can permanently breach the Nether, right? Right?
In other news, Techno's farm is overrun by magic plants (and it is his one mission in life to convince everyone he meets to help him fix it), Tommy keeps using his salary up to buy protein powder, and Wilbur & Phil realize they have no life outside of work because they're too weird.
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sunday in the six-day war by sikuliaq for Falstarin
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
05 Jan 2023
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He quietly marvels at the lack of pain as his face brushes against the now-faded scars crowding for space on his arms. It had taken his old master tedious days to craft the weapons used to ruin Xiao like this, but the efforts of the geo archon and his subjects have healed all the rotten red skin Xiao thought he’d be wrapped in forever.
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Or, Zhongli is not Xiao's master, and Xiao doesn't know what to do with that.
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He was sitting in some alleyway, trying to avoid detection from the bloodthirsty Crowfather. Unfortunately, in evading the one, he couldn’t avoid detection from the... other one.
“Hey, Scorpion!” The Blood God, who happened to be TommyInnit, waved at him cheerfully. “You over here doing drugs? I love me some drugs, mmm delicious. Hey, are you a Scorpio by the way? That’d be convenient, because we’re compatible! I’m a Gemini.”
Wilbur suffered immediately from conversational whiplash. “What?”
“You look like shit,” the Blood God said. “Let’s go get some McDonalds.”
“...What?”
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Wilbur Soot is a superhero working three part-time day jobs. Two supervillains and their "retired" "civilian" "antiques dealer" family member take offense to the fact that their unique and totally-not-the-same-person friends, William, Bill, and Wilbur are all distraught, overworked sleepy boys who just want love.
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candles and bickering under the aurora's light by sikuliaq for Koolady
Fandoms: Dream SMP
31 Dec 2021
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“C’mon, old man. Let’s do some arson before the summer solstice rolls around,” he joked, dodging out of the way of Phil’s wing as the avian tried to smack him in the face. “Not even close!”
“I will poison your next hot chocolate!” Phil threatened.
“That’s a little harsh,” Techno commented, snickering. "Now stop jokin’ around, this is official Candlenights business.”
“You’re the one who—! Oh, whatever.” Phil shook his head and brought his last candle over to Techno, kicking him in the shin with a smirk. “Ready?”
“Ow! Alright, alright!”
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“I don’t… I don’t want to be alone again, Tubbo.”
“You don’t have to be, Toms. Just–come home with me. Please.”
Tommy’s hand twitched at his side, and something like longing crossed over his tired face.
“But what if you don’t like who I am anymore?”
Tubbo smiled shakily. “You’re different. But I’ll care about you no matter what.”
“Promise?”
“I promise, big man.”
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Bench Trio hurt/comfort post-resurrection. Tommy moves into Snowchester. A story of suffering, patience, and healing.
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I can be good (and I’m cool, I swear) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Midnight Burger (Podcast)
27 Feb 2024
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Ava is pulling another all-nighter and isn’t feeling great. Caspar tries his best to help.
Title from A Different Gravity by Divine Sweater
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24 Jan 2026
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“A desperate mother once bargained with me for five days of moonlight to give life to her unborn children,” Khonshu remarks. “What will you stake for two lives of moonlight, Marc Spector?”
In which Marc Spector is left for dead in the Egyptian desert and is given a choice; in which Steven is a fictive in denial; in which Marc characteristically makes decisions on behalf of his loved ones without telling them exactly how anyone will benefit from said decisions; in which Steven earns a BA while Marc and Jake are working for the CIA; in which Jake is simultaneously the best and worst driver in the headspace; and in which we see the Moon Knight lads before they became Moon Knight.
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to count on (her) one hand by Borashore
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
18 Aug 2025
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What were the stages of grief again?
Denial, Jax remembers. He knows that one. It’s the first on the list, the one that clues people in that it’s developing grief in the first place. Not that he’s grieving. That was silly. And a straight up delusional take on his situation. He doesn’t grieve.
Cartoonish purple rabbits don’t grieve.
The dead can’t speak, the guilty don’t deserve to. Pomni has Thoughts™ and makes it Jax’s whole problem.
(Or: the one where she gives one last push.)
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01 Oct 2025
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Yato knows better than to get too attached, but somehow Yukine becomes his. His kid. And he doesn't know anything about what a father should be, but he's doing his best. It's hard, it's really hard, but he just wants Yukine to have the father neither of them had. They're really growing up, and he's so proud of this kid. He wonders if this is what family is supposed to feel like.
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nor any more youth or age than there is now by subcorax
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
08 Feb 2020
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The local Primary school has a new teacher. He is, to say the very least, odd.
A series of statements regarding the interactions of the townsfolk with one Jonathan Sims, never formally given.
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