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Fem!Denmark and Finland go out drinking and it all culminates in geographical euphemisms. And apparently these two can have serious moments together? Anyway, there's pickled herring, a trainee mechanic, and a truly terrible pun towards the end.
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“Speaking of backstabbing,” she said, “do you remember those coins I wanted to create? Back in March?”
“Were those the ones that… well, how do I put this - commemorated an extremely embarrassing battle I would rather lose all memory of to the sands of time?”
“Are you talking about the Battle of Waterloo?”
“How many other extremely embarrassing battles do you think I have for you to commemorate on your coinage?” France ground out, scowling.Belgium's commemorated a battle that's a tad embarrassing for France on her new €2,50 coins.
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“I just don’t understand you,” Berwald said. Then, with more feeling, which for Berwald meant furrowed brows and two worry lines in his forehead, “You’re such a dick.”
“I am the one true chaotic force in the universe,” Mathias said solemnly, “much like Loki before me, to comprehend my destructive force is to know true fear -”Mathias Køhler had always fancied himself to be a bit of a Cupid. Some might disagree, but... well, yeah, actually, they might kinda have a point there.
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Ever since she’d been small, Hermione’s reward for good marks had been a rampage through a bookshop, so the day she tore open her O.W.L.s results and triumphantly brandished the eleven Outstandings, her beaming mother said, “We’ll go to Foyles tomorrow,” without any discussion required.
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01 Jan 2026
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It’s almost funny. All he ever wanted was to play hockey, to play in the NHL, to win the Cup. This—Samwell, the team, the Haus—was supposed to be just a detour, but now it feels more like a destination he failed to realize he’s already reached.
(Or: Jack signs with the Falconers, graduates, and leaves. It's the hardest thing he's ever done. What comes after is even harder.)
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