18 Works by slamjam
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Julien is freezing, Occtis is warm. Both of them would do anything for a moment of peace.
two bros chillin in the hot tub, etc. etc.
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"Julien needs to keep an eye on him (or in this case tightly clasped hand around his arm), and Occtis can leech his warmth as the nights grow darker and colder and the possibility of him freezing solid becomes a genuine concern.
This, the party knows about; the sex they do not."Julien is refusing to look at his feelings about any of this.
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Occtis fucks around and finds out. Or really, he finds out and then gets fucked a lot.
sex pollen au (fuck or be inconvenienced, not fuck or die, more consent details inside)
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After being overtaken by bandits, Tyranny's quick thinking keeps the party from being immediately killed and/or sent back to the Halovars in chains. They have a day to figure out how to make that lie a reality, because Zone of Truth is just one long rest away.
or a fake marriage AU based off the “you guys are engaged/me? no” interaction between Thimble and Tyranny in e5.
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Wick seeks therapeutic advice from a wolf, Tyranny snores, and they end up in bed together anyway. Sequel to "there is light seen and unseen", although it will probably make sense without reading that one first
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- Part 2 of Practical Applications of Theory
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Wick has a disagreement with his grandmother, Tyranny finds a loophole, and absolutely no one one participates in any sort of dimming behavior. It's just a really intense experiment, honest. #virginityrocks
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- Part 1 of Practical Applications of Theory
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"Martin had generally found that people were never who you expected them to be in bed. If you knew someone outside of a sexual context, it was nearly impossible to say with complete certainty what exactly they were into. Even if they were a miserable control freak with a tea obsession, you didn’t know what they were into."
The development of the Jon Simms Voice Kink over 4 seasons.
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It's Too Quiet In This Room (I Need Noise) by slamjam
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
17 Dec 2019
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An argument at the end of the world (or: Martin has to use the skills he learned in therapy to stop Jon from completely self destructing)
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(is easy cus you're beautiful)
In which Jon and Martin take the train. -
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So I had this whole lovely fic planned and then I realized "slamjam, you have two papers and an enormous group project due friday, you can't do this before 160 comes out you absolute reprobate!" but I also DESPERATELY need the validation on these feelings so here you all go. It's essentially in bulletpoints, beware.
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He’d only seen him in bits and spurts in the last half year, and even then he tried not to look at him straight on. Like the sun, "He might blind you."
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aka the one in which the apprentice (here named Petra) nearly smothers Julian to death with an excess of coochie. it's just straight porn, be warned.
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Seven months later there is a letter waiting for Kali on the banks of the Hudson river, wrapped in cellophane, sealed with a small Lisa Frank unicorn sticker.
She burns it with her leftover cigarette and wipes her tears before they fall. She has no time for deserters.(Kali trying to deal with her messy feelings surrounding El's running away from her ft. irresponsible drinking and amateur crime scene cleanup)
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El has a weird relationship with her hair (sometimes having the strength to let something grow is greater than the strength needed to cut it off)
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Intrusive Thoughts That Almost Made Me Start Laughing At The Emotional Climax OF Rogue One: The Fic
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She looked Mike dead in the eyes and told him “For all the good I’ve done, I could still hurt you.”
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This is the the best sex of All Time (this one's for you group chat gang, you know who you are you foxy minxes you)
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it takes longer to go grimdark than you'd think, certainly longer than the time it takes to have one's heart broken