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After the Kyuubi incident that never was, Kakashi is fired from the Anbu and gets adopted by Minato. Mostly, he learns how to cope.
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22 Jan 2026
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“You’ve really never?” Will asks, finally pulling a box of matches out of his pocket, not the lighter Mike had been expecting. He tips the box of Marlboros out towards Mike again, and this time, he takes one, trying to pretend like the subtle weight of it is not as foreign in his hand as it feels. “Not even once?”
“No,” Mike says, trying to figure out whether he should be getting defensive or not. “Why? Is it that hard to believe?”
“I just figured, you know, it’s easier to bum a smoke off of somebody than it is to get your hands on some booze,” Will says thoughtfully. He tucks the cigarettes back into his pocket and plants both hands on the stack of hay behind him, taking a careful step onto the bale already resting by their feet — and then, when it holds his weight, he hoists himself up, legs swinging. “And you’ve done that, so.”
Will sneaks out for a smoke break. Mike decides to join him.
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18 Dec 2025
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Kakashi hears it first from Genma, who is whispering it to Anko while wringing his hands together.
Umino Iruka’s new interrogation technique is pulling Jonin from active duty. They're dropping like flies. Kakashi decides to see for himself what's so ground-breaking about it.
AKA: Wherein Kakashi is forced to acknowledge that he's not actually doing okay, all things considered.
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18 Jan 2026
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Name: Kakashi Hatake
Rank: Jounin
Status: Missing Nin
Missing Since: June 15th, 271 AD
Note: Flee on Sight
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Haburashi looked his team in the eyes—three, fresh out of the Academy genin—and resolved to teach them as best as he could. And right now, his lesson was simple:
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13 Jan 2026
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He was dead, just a few minutes ago. He was trapped, his arms were crushed, and he was dead. But now he’s blinking up at a strangely familiar ceiling in a strangely familiar bed and feeling—smaller.
He’s twelve again. He’s twelve when he’s supposed to be dead.
Or, Kakashi is thrown back into his twelve-year old body and has to try and keep all of his friends from dying.
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12 Jan 2026